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Totally agree with you. This guy should read this article and realize he looks and sounds like a moron. I mean, go figure he put himself at risk by having sex on tape. I thought the conventional risks of sex didn't apply to porn. I thought it was all fantasy. Hmmmmmmmm.
2
But does he SMOKE WEED?
3
If you're going to hell for that, then I'll be there with you. We can learn to play Canasta.
4
True story: a friend got a call from the local health district one day. They told him that an unidentified former sex partner had tested positive for clams, clap, and syph all in one visit. We referred to it as "winning the slut triple crown".
5
I can't help it. I giggled at that line you bolded there.

That said, I do realize there is no accounting for the fact that what I did at his age didn't leave me riddled with STDs myself, and I wasn't even doing it for money.
6
At least he doesn't have TB and Malaria.

Cause if he was African he'd have one of those in addition to what he does have.

Suckage on a scale that makes his misery look like a godsend.
8
hazardous profession huh? should be featured on NatGeo or somethin'.
9
Or Dirty Jobs.
10
Answer; yes, that's why we love you.
11
Yes, but that's why we love you.
12
No school girl ever caught an STD from a tentacle monster.
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@12 My pen definitely got herpes from drawing filthy pictures when I was in high school.
14
But like a true artist, he kept working....
15
He must have gotten AIDS from a toilet seat.....
Anal Sex, Oral Sex, GAY SEX-
they are FOOLPROOF and LOW-RISK

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but, yeah; other than the AIDS,chlamydia, gonorrhea and herpes it is pretty damn funny
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@15,16
Do you realize how obvious your desperate longing reads to everyone else?
18
Sure does sound like the Onion.
Sorta like the last para of this article:
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/12/09/fashio…
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chlamydia, gonorrhea and herpes


That's what I call the 'full King Lear'!
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@ 18,

Holy shit those quotes sounds like they must be made up. I'm usually a nytimes fan, but that is an awful article.
21
"If you can't afford to hire a bartender, you shouldn't be having a party".
Excuse me while I vomit half digested shrimp onto your fat, entitled face. I don't want anybody like that ever coming to any parties of mine.

Also, why don't porn actors wear condoms? are they really so much of a turnoff? OH YEAH! So sexy when people put themselves at risk of AIDS! *whacks faster*. You think it'd be mandated by law by now.

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