I don't need a doc, fake or otherwise, to know whether my testicles have been concussed.

i totes applied for that job.

@2,

You applied to be a pedophile fake doctor?

The Stranger really does have high moral standards.

What I'm wondering here is why he's only being charged with fraud and practicing without a license and not being charged with sexual assault?

He just needed to know if the kids had the balls to pick themselves up and get back on the field.

@4 Agreed.

But, the adult boxer story in the article is kind of funny. "I had a broken nose. So, he swabbed my penis for blood." It's like really bad porn.

I always fall for that one.