Blogs Dec 14, 2010 at 3:32 pm

Sexy Santa

Dan Savage
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1
Just spreading around a little holiday cheer, eh?

The woman's expression on the right is priceless... I haven't yet decided how to interpret it.
BEG on December 14, 2010 at 3:41 PM Report this
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I certainly didn't expect that dude to have a box.
Josh Bomb on December 14, 2010 at 3:44 PM Report this
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God, if I looked like that, I'd never wear clothes, either.
Punditwatch on December 14, 2010 at 3:47 PM Report this
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@2, not to mention a top-loader of all things...is this Boston's Speedo Santa run? Canuck linked to JMG the other day for the video of it.

Most people looked more or less average, but this shows the difference one laboriously groomed personal trainer can make to really bedazzle a charity event. Well done.
gloomy gus on December 14, 2010 at 3:52 PM Report this
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The woman next to him definitely has way too many clothes on.
Fifty-Two-Eighty on December 14, 2010 at 3:53 PM Report this
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Jesus, I know I'm a nerd when the second thing I noticed was the stonework above his head.
Gloria on December 14, 2010 at 3:59 PM Report this
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That was the third thing I noticed. The second was the cute scruffy (but body-hairless) guy in the background. More of him, please.
TheMisanthrope on December 14, 2010 at 4:04 PM Report this
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Righty-O, gus, that is indeed the Santa Speedo run, although you may want to have a gander at JMG today for the 4 minute info-mercial on the Pride festivities in Sydney next month, lots of Speedos, lots of pecs, lots of waxing. And Speedo man reminds me of my favourite fridge magnet: "I lost my virginity, but I still have the box it came in."
Canuck on December 14, 2010 at 4:06 PM Report this
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@6 it is very nice stonework.
wingedkat on December 14, 2010 at 4:12 PM Report this
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Yum.
FLgirl on December 14, 2010 at 4:14 PM Report this
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Mrs Claus is all right too. . .
Chicago Fan on December 14, 2010 at 4:14 PM Report this
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@6, The second thing I immediately noticed was the Trader Joe's sign.
Simone on December 14, 2010 at 4:34 PM Report this
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Butterface.
FeralTurnip on December 14, 2010 at 4:38 PM Report this
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Stonework?

...oh. Yes. Very nice.
this guy I know in Spokane on December 14, 2010 at 4:54 PM Report this
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"Step 1: cut a hole in a box..."
No one else is singing Dick in a Box yet?? Or is it just too obvious for words? Off to youtube for me!
CLDG on December 14, 2010 at 4:54 PM Report this
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Is that harness on backwards?
svensken on December 14, 2010 at 5:04 PM Report this
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Why is his chest all purple? Has he been beaten up? Is that a sexy thing? This is why I could never be a gay man, moobs like that just make me laugh. And cringe.

That stonework belongs to one of Boston's most venerable studenty dive bars, The Pour House.
Fnarf on December 14, 2010 at 5:38 PM Report this
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I think the guy's chest is purple because of the harness--the coloring is coming off on him. I'd come off of him, too.
HellboundAlleee on December 14, 2010 at 6:03 PM Report this
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he doesn't do anything for my gay ass, Fnarf. i actually prefer the doughy pale white guy behind him, which is probably much more confusing. i certainly can't explain it.
blip on December 14, 2010 at 6:04 PM Report this
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I think that's a suggestion box. Anyone got a suggestion?

Oh wait, it's for tips. He prolly only wants large bills, like Benjamin's.
despicable me on December 14, 2010 at 6:47 PM Report this
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OMFG. I do believe in Santa. I do, I do, I do believe in Santa. (F*ing hunk.)
WaltSDCA on December 14, 2010 at 7:25 PM Report this
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I figured that box was like a new Salvation Army thing, where you throw donations.
kaloi on December 14, 2010 at 10:15 PM Report this
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Good LORD this happened in BOSTON?? Hallelujah!
shivvvers on December 14, 2010 at 10:23 PM Report this
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What's the male version of a butterface?
Caralain on December 15, 2010 at 12:08 AM Report this
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He's the one guy in a million who can make it hot. Doesn't apply to most humans, however.
samanthaf63 on December 15, 2010 at 6:20 AM Report this
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Oh my, that young man is going to catch cold! Especially walking around on Boylston Street in the winter in his underpants.
Eleanor Abernathy on December 15, 2010 at 11:07 AM Report this
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Seriously you gays, go to www.boston.com, they have about 40 pictures of this and other guys (and girls) at the event.
on December 15, 2010 at 1:17 PM Report this
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The box is his PACKAGE... you know, the one you wanted to see when you clicked on the link.
reasonableRanter on December 19, 2010 at 11:31 AM Report this

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