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Holiday Gift Guide, Part 2: Unwanted Test Products

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Zeugma wrote:

Because I work in the kind of walking-down-hallways-while-shouting-at-people New York City Old Media job that Hollywood continues to glamorize… I thought I might share a selection of them with you… To me, the charms of tequila are elusive and difficult…. I didn't expect to enjoy this iPhone app…


Just one thing. Who the fuck are you?
Fox in Socks on December 16, 2010 at 9:46 AM Report this
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I'm going to start saying (and becoming - gotta walk the walk, you know) "self-soilingly angry" all the time now.
Regina on December 16, 2010 at 9:52 AM Report this
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Zeugma!! A new side of you emerges! Best product comments ever, especially on the last batch of paper towelette thingies. Bravo, and more please, O mysterious one...
Canuck on December 16, 2010 at 9:52 AM Report this
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Stop sticking that hot girl's ass in my face in the personals link. It's distracting me a great deal.
balmonter on December 16, 2010 at 9:56 AM Report this
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Balmonter: What about the guy's torso in the dance ad? I'm lucky I've been getting anything done at work.

Indeed, well-played, mysterious "zeugma." Too many things are ruined by silly positive-thinking slogans.
leek on December 16, 2010 at 10:00 AM Report this
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Hilarious!
throxus on December 16, 2010 at 10:19 AM Report this
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If old media is dying, how come The Atlantic Monthly just made a multi-million dollar quarterly profit for the first time in, well, maybe ever?
Fnarf on December 16, 2010 at 10:31 AM Report this
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The Proposal is really good.
Lindy West on December 16, 2010 at 10:59 AM Report this
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"If old media is dying, how come The Atlantic Monthly just made a multi-million dollar quarterly profit for the first time in, well, maybe ever?"

Yes. HOW COME?
jayareem on December 16, 2010 at 11:09 AM Report this
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@7,9 I have seen The Atlantic's books, and they are COOKED! I'll shine a light into that sordid world of fraud, sex,* and wonkery—all in an upcoming post.**

*Not so much.
**Not really.
Zeugma on December 16, 2010 at 11:41 AM Report this
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@10, I like you.
Fnarf on December 16, 2010 at 11:58 AM Report this
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I wonder if there is going to be a crowd of kids wearing these new 3-D glasses around town like in 1950/60 era movies/tv shows depicting and kids wearing those red/blue 3-D paper glasses.
Simone on December 16, 2010 at 4:53 PM Report this

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