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Five Dolls No One Wants for Xmas. No One.

Wm.™ Steven Humphrey
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1
I like what y'all have done to the jumps.
care bear on December 16, 2010 at 2:42 PM Report this
2
I dunno, doll #4 looks like it might talk like Edward G Robinson. That's something.
Dougsf on December 16, 2010 at 3:02 PM Report this
3
Aaaand now I can't read Slog at work for the rest of the day. That first one is making me laugh whenever I scroll past it.
MacCrocodile on December 16, 2010 at 3:15 PM Report this
4
OK, I totally want that last doll.
veo_ on December 16, 2010 at 3:18 PM Report this
5
BS, I want the Howdy Doody on Crack doll
wl on December 16, 2010 at 3:28 PM Report this
6
1-- Look! It's Joel Grey from Cabaret. I'm coming, ol' chum!

4-- I'd say more like Sydney Greenstreet, w/ a kid-lisp. "Ah, Casthablanca won't bwe the sthame without you, Ricky!"
Some Old Nobodaddy Logged In on December 16, 2010 at 3:30 PM Report this
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#4 is Jaw-Tumor Jimmy!
Bub on December 16, 2010 at 3:54 PM Report this
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And I want #3 or at least to find out if the baby actually fits inside the mama doll. (Call if professional curiosity.) Where on earth did you find that picture?
amazonmidwife on December 16, 2010 at 4:26 PM Report this
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What the hell is #5???
sirkowski on December 16, 2010 at 5:51 PM Report this
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@8, The pregnancy doll was a teaching tool from 19th c. Japan, used to teach the public about how ladies' insides worked. Here's an article with more photos.

http://pinktentacle.com/2009/05/pregnant…
Luckier on December 16, 2010 at 6:09 PM Report this
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Why!?! Thanks for the nightmares that ensue until I collect all five. Jerk
Rose DeCastile on December 16, 2010 at 7:44 PM Report this
12
And also, this is the best thing anyone has ever posted on the internet.
Rose DeCastile on December 16, 2010 at 7:47 PM Report this
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I literally cannot look at #1 because it freaks me out so much. I actually had to cover up my screen with my hand as I scrolled down the page to write this comment. Now I will have nightmares. Thanks, Slog.
daftgiraffe on December 16, 2010 at 9:58 PM Report this
14
The eyes. They follow me around the room. Even when I put my 'puter to sleep...
COMTE on December 16, 2010 at 11:05 PM Report this
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#1 looks like the dummy from the Anthony Hopkins semi-horror flick Magic. Hopkins played a ventriloquist with, you guessed it, emotional transference issues.
Paul Pearson on December 17, 2010 at 12:20 AM Report this
16
I kind of want that first one - it looks like a gay Charlie McCarthy.
Badger on December 17, 2010 at 12:27 AM Report this
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#5 "Lemme out! No air!!! Can't. Breathe...." {beeeeeeeeeeeeeep}
Dncmom on December 17, 2010 at 6:04 AM Report this
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#4 "Whattaya lookin' at jerk?"
arls in charge on December 17, 2010 at 1:05 PM Report this

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