@2 - When I was looking for a copy of The Autobiography of Mark Twain, I came across a review that complained that there weren't any autographed copies available anywhere. Sometimes, it's just a lot easier to believe it's a joke and move on.
@6 Or in a music store? My brother-in-law was browsing in a used record store, and overheard one teen say to another, "Oh look! Paul McCartney was in a band before Wings!"
@11 believe it or not, several years ago there was an article in the Seattle Times about local Mardi Gras celebrations that actually did say that Mardi Gras would be on Tuesday this year.
@13, if you really want to annoy the B-I-L, mention that Wings broke up 30 years ago. If you really want to rub it in, find an actual teen, if such are present, and ask them "have you ever heard of the band 'Wings'?" and try to prod their nonexistent memories with song titles -- "'Listen to What the Man Said', no? 'Let Me Roll It?', 'Junior's Farm', 'Helen Wheels' Nothing?" until he makes a move to physically attack you. Have an escape route handy.
How did such a moron compose the Platonic Solid of bylines for the quintessential duchey american middle class / professional female?
#bookstorebingo is (apparently) a tag people use for dumb stuff they overheard in a bookstore.
When I was in high school, I overheard someone say "Oh my god! This year, Fat Tuesday and Mardi Gras are on the same day!"
Okay, MacCrocodile, I will, in fact, mention that to the brother-in-law over the holidays, merci!