Now, what about getting drunk by pouring champagne on your chest?

Mmm...foot-infused vodka. Should be a hit at fetishist cocktail parties.

Pretty sure Chelsea Handler debunked this years ago.

It must have something to do with those long, dark winter nights.

how about a eye hit...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-…

it might help with mild cases of stinkfoot, but it would dry out your skin.

Putting it in your ass however, will kill you.

Thanks science... I'm glad you took time away from CURING CANCER to find out if you can get drunk through your foot skin. Now THAT'S what I call RELEVANCE!

Edition, not addition.

This just in: You are not an alcoholic tree.

@8 - Is all of humanity supposed to drop what they're doing and work on cancer? Or do you just think that Science is a group of five or six guys in Denmark who do all the world's research?

Mythbusters had Adam Savage do the vodka foot-bath, but he was testing the myth that it cures cheese-stanky feet. It apparently worked, but I'd rather go with Gold Bond, and just drink the vodka.