This explains why we see Sarah Palin carrying a baseball bat, but not why she uses it to beat intelligent people over the head with it. More on this story on the 11:00 newscast.
Department of Self-Deprecating Humor: "Not only that, but a class in good sentence structure for me. Spell-checker won't help me avoid redundancy, clumsy syntax and redundancy."
But I thought Barbie was all about doin' grown-up shit like drivin' convertible 'Vettes and having a trophy boyfriend? Young girls might play baby with dolls the way a chimp coddles stick, but Barbie was a freakin' astronaut ferchrissake.
I was crazy about dolls as a child -- the Barbie kind, not the baby kind. I also had a stick doll. It was literally just a twig, but I packed it around and took it on adventures and cried when I lost it. I still remember my mom telling me I could just find another stick, but I said I had to have THAT stick. I went through plenty of dolls, but I never replaced the stick.
Waiting for the "Stop with the gender stereotypes!" response.
Never wanted kids, though.