Books Dec 21, 2010 at 3:37 pm

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The child shouldn't complain. It's not as if the books were remaindered political memoir crap. My child says the tot in the video is "a whiny person."
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And so they encourage that sort of appalling behavior by laughing at it? Ugh. I have new insight on the origins of entitled asshats.
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Ah, children. The void in my life.
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I loved getting books for Christmas (and still do!) this kid has it all wrong.

Also, who the hell buys their three-year-old a video game system?
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Is that Thor Palin?
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For the wife, I got "Pride & Prejudice for Zombies"
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@7 it's a mind-gripping read.
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Gee. What do I see in this picture that would make him bored with books?
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Let's hope all the other prezzies with his name on them were socks and underwear (and maybe a nice cardigan sweater).
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If kids had coffee tables, they'd appreciate books for Christmas more.
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Some people have kids just to video them acting up, and don't the kids just know it. That boy was singing for his supper.
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*sigh*

I loved books for Christmas when I was a kid. I still do. The top of my wish list every year is a half dozen books.
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Li'l Stinky! @9 I'm also hoping that child receives lots of new undies and a few very itchy sweaters. By the way, if anyone needs book ideas for children of that age who appreciate the written word, check out Monkey with a Tool Belt, Chicken Big and The Incredible Book Eating Boy -- just a few of my favorites.
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lol Canuck @5!
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Little shit.
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God I hope this crap ends with Gen-Y parents.
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HA! My daughter actually ASKED for books for both her birthday (8) and Christmas, and was stoked with the Roald Dahl boxed set I got her for her birthday. Kids that don't like books make no sense.
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Kids who don't like books have parents who don't like books.
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Roald Dahl boxed set - you and your daughter rawk, @17!
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Wow, way to take this sooooo seriously, people. Did you ever get a gift as a kid that your first instinct was "what the hell? I didn't want this!" but you ended up liking later? (And yes, laughing is a fine response - shows the parents have been around this block before and know it's not a big deal.)

Lots of kids NEVER get books as presents. This kid will eventually get over it and be glad for that book.
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@20 I dunno, man. I'd have had the belt if I acted like that. But I guess that was the 80's...
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He was probably only told about getting toys for Christmas, not books. If his parents do not read to him enough or he just plain does not like books they are going to get a huge thumbs down.

I do no think the kid is a jerk. I think his parents are jerks for raising a kid that would so adamantly throw a fit over an unfavorable present.

One year my great grandmother gave me white and silver FOILED leopard print hi-rise underwear (it was 1995 ?). I was 9 ... I almost cried in front of my extended family but instead I gave her a big hug and quiet thank you. Later, when a friend of mine found them in a box under my bed I started screaming THAT IS A BATHING SUIT, THAT IS A BATHING SUIT and covered the box with my body, out of self-preservation, before he could utter a word.
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Fuck him. Not literally, of course; that's really bad form. fuck him only in the perjorative sense. As in "slap him upside the head." Oh wait. Not that either. Maybe a time-out.
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Selfish over-indulged little shit. I smacked him upside the head and told him that if he wanted dinner he'd have to go to Rwanda and get it.
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Selfish over-indulged little shit. I smacked him upside the head and told him that if he wanted dinner he'd have to go to Rwanda and get it.
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The little shit has a Nintendo Wii RIGHT NEXT TO HIM. Isn't that enough? (I'm assuming he's too young to know that the Wii is about as good as shit-on-a-stick in terms of actually playing actual games.)
Books forever! None of this e-book shit either.
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If you follow the link back to YouTube, here's what the dad has to say:

After opening a whole bunch of toys, my son 3 year old came across a present with books....keep in mind that this was kinda like his first "real" Christmas....and again he's was only three years old!....let me repeat. ONLY THREE YEARS OLD... And that he could just about understand and get the concept of the whole gift getting thing. I guess much to the blame of me, the media, and every commercial out there on TV he was more under the perception that you only get "toys" for christmas. To him Books are the fun time we spend reading (no less than three) every night before he goes to bed. Let me make something clear again. HE REALLY DOES LOVE BOOKS! But I'm guessing he was "overwhelmed" after opening way too many gifts (my fault I went overboard that year) and I think he felt "tricked upon" when he opened the books.....plus the fact that we were laughing at his reaction kinda egged him on to say the Poo statement..... He really is one of the sweetest kids I know and to see this reaction (if you know him yourself) IS cute.
I have deleted a lot of very undeserved negative comments that have been posted....I understand now that without a good understanding of the back history one could make a poor assumption of him....but now i hope you know that he was ONLY THREE YEARS OLD PEOPLE and that he only thought your supposed to get toys for christmas....partly because of how commercialized this holiday has become.....we have since taught him differently..............but just for kicks were gonna wrap books again for him and see what happens.
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Gross.
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@20 yeah, nobody here was ever a little jerk on Xmas morning. And of course no one here has a kid who woke up frenzied over Xmas morning excitement and let his low blood sugar, lack of sleep, and 2 months of in yer face Xmas bullshit turn him into a book hating monster. It's the magic of Xmas that makes us all so tolerable all the time, especially when we're three fucking years old.
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broken html fix (I hope)
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eh
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pretty soon that kid will calm down and only get present face http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/6b22ef0…
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@7 Your circular conversation just blew my mind.
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More evidence that kids are assholes.
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I haven't read through the previous posts yet, but I wanted to make sure there's somebody speaking up for the kids who LOVED getting books at Christmas, and whose presents sustained their libraries for at least another year. Thank you, relatives who were more concerned with getting me something that would literally entertain for HOURS and didn't require batteries, and actually fed my imagination so that I would become a more intelligent human being.

THANK YOU.
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@27. Exactly.

The Dad is right (coming from a dad of a three year old).

You do your best to teach them gratitude, to say thank you, etc. but people, HE'S THREE.

Three-year-olds are not the most emotionally evolved among us.

When you were three, believe me, you were just as obnoxious occasionally. And your parents probably laughed at you as these parents do. Because its funny.
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Kids like books. If you were going out to buy candy but then said lets read books instead they would be upset. But when bedtime comes around kids like to loose themselves in books, even if it has been read 20 times already.
I read "The Gruffalo" the other day to a 1 1/2 yr old and a 4 yr old and it was like all time stopped and nothing else mattered but that book. I don't get to do this all the time so reading the book to them was a magical moment for me. Was cool!
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I'm just glad this video gives so many here another opportunity to judge people they don't know (even a three-year-old, for God's sake), on a subject (parenting) many have no experience with. Merry Christmas, everyone!
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@27: Thanks for injecting some sanity into this thread. My kid is only 10 months old, and I've already done a bunch of stuff wrong for which my childless friends glare at me and silently judge. Kids: not exactly windup toys.
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Well, here's what my parents did when I said "Today I was so bored I had to read a book" at 6.

They disconnected the cable. Best thing they ever did. We were restricted to videos and fuzzy Star Trek Next Gen episodes.

Also, if you get your kids shite books, they're going to have shite brains. When I was a kid, I got greek fables/history books with rad pictures and was happy as a pig in shit. TV rots your brain. Unless youre in your 20s and the show is True Blood.
-judgement has been passed-
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What a fucking asshole.
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As always, kids get everything backwards, kids should not get presents or do drugs or play video games, they should work hard so that they can do those things later in life, when they are better and more fun. Kids have fun under any circumstance, so take things away from them.

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