Meanwhile In San Francisco

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Hanging out at kink.com?

Chefgirl on December 21, 2010 at 3:50 PM

So, how do you decide who gets the comfort nozzle, and who gets the anal spike? Is it like a naughty and nice list?

Canuck on December 21, 2010 at 3:52 PM

You found out where the Bailos come from!

Fnarf on December 21, 2010 at 3:53 PM

You're most likely (practically) across the street from my apartment right now.

Dougsf on December 21, 2010 at 3:55 PM

"Mini-douche, meet Anal Spike". Wasn't that the overheard introduction of Dick Cheney to Willow Palin at the Beck rally?

emma's bee on December 21, 2010 at 3:56 PM

Well, with all the empty closets in this town we had to find something to store in them.

ps to @1 - I live kattycorner from Kink.com. Its so nice to look out my window every day and see those rainbow flags flapping in the breeze.

PaulBarwick on December 21, 2010 at 4:06 PM

@6 - Good afternoon neighbs, I'm on Minna.

Dougsf on December 21, 2010 at 4:14 PM

My husband works at a gay porn company here in SF. Sad to hear it's not where Dan is visiting.

cuiveen on December 21, 2010 at 4:17 PM

sounds like drinks they sell at the eagle

THE ERIC CARTMAN on December 21, 2010 at 4:34 PM

Ooh, ooh M084 large double nozzle kit, I bet that tickles your innards. For that really fresh extra clean feeling. You may not be able to sit afterwards, but you'll be sparkly clean!

despicable me on December 21, 2010 at 4:38 PM

I wasn't certain what a comfort nozzle was until I looked it up just now, but the fact that a thing with such a name exists makes me pleased.

RidingTheLightning on December 21, 2010 at 4:45 PM

Makes me proud to be from the Bay Area.

nocutename on December 21, 2010 at 4:46 PM

@7, I live in that big red office building at Eire and Mission. We've probably brushed shoulders at George's New Star Market.

PaulBarwick on December 21, 2010 at 4:48 PM

Having worked picking and packing mail orders, I instantly knew this was a warehouse. A quick google for "M084 large douche nozzle kit" led me straight to "Mr S Leather". I wish I hadn't, as I really don't need to know how douches are used recreationally.

Ahhhh -- the commidfication of sex and pleasure. I'm sure Charles would have a better comment on that than I.

spudbeach on December 21, 2010 at 5:31 PM

@14, oh, get over yourself. If you want an enema nozzle, where are you supposed to get it? Make it yourself? No, you buy it from an enema nozzle store.

Fnarf on December 21, 2010 at 5:36 PM

Dan, I didn't know you had a house in San Francisco! Good on you for keeping it so well organized.

carrma on December 21, 2010 at 5:49 PM

Everything in those boxes will end up inside of a female more times than the combined appendages of Fnarf.

Supreme Ruler Of The Universe on December 21, 2010 at 5:50 PM

whatever happened to cuddling?

Rhett Oracle on December 21, 2010 at 6:13 PM

Wait, is Dan doing any public appearances in the Bay Area?

Miara on December 21, 2010 at 6:25 PM

@19, given the hardware, unless this is some sort of endorsement deal think this might be a personal appearance.

gloomy gus on December 21, 2010 at 6:52 PM

Santa's workshop more like.

LogopolisMike on December 21, 2010 at 7:14 PM

Mini douche? Tom Cruise is hiding in that box?

MacBastard on December 21, 2010 at 7:36 PM

@22 I'm pretty sure Tom's in the closet, not the box.

Canuck on December 21, 2010 at 7:56 PM

It's just one picture, but it's still really cool. I've kinda wondered what the back room at a place like Mr S would be like. Turns out it's much like every other back room ever, with slightly more interesting box labels.

@2 Which begs the question of whether the comfort nozzle or anal spike are for the naughty ones...

Cow on December 21, 2010 at 8:05 PM

# 23 ftw

tupa on December 21, 2010 at 8:23 PM

Google search now directs you to this thread first ! I did not search for the "spike". sounds kinda ouchy to me

jadajuice on December 21, 2010 at 8:56 PM

Where are boxes M 065 to M 082? Only serial killers go directly from anal spikes to storage bags.

Drosophila on December 21, 2010 at 8:56 PM

Ah, the old anal spike...one of the best moves in volleyball.

Roma on December 21, 2010 at 8:57 PM

Someone's clearly having a more interesting holiday than I am! o.O

BEG on December 21, 2010 at 9:40 PM

Meanwhile, in Rick Santorum's garage...

James Hutchings on December 21, 2010 at 10:13 PM

First thought: Ouch.

Bauhaus I on December 22, 2010 at 3:33 AM

"comfort nozzle" just makes me think security blanket.

paisami on December 22, 2010 at 5:10 AM

goddamn i miss San Francisco...

stephanie says on December 22, 2010 at 5:21 AM

As a reasonably experienced/GGG 34 year old gay male, I just have to ask, what the fuck is an anal spike?

on December 22, 2010 at 7:23 AM

@34: "Jim Diamond's Anal Spike can be used as an enema and as a personal cleansing kit."
It sounds a lot scarier than it apparently is...

venomlash on December 22, 2010 at 7:47 AM

Welcome to town, Dan.

chicodemon on December 22, 2010 at 8:15 AM

I think I know what I'm going to write on the side of one of the Christmas present boxes I send out this year.

gregg on December 22, 2010 at 8:47 AM

I got to tour a gay porn company this summer, it was kind of amazing.

very bad homo on December 22, 2010 at 7:49 PM

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