Give me the keys to slog. I wanna drive.

@1 Oh sure, every time a gal takes the Morning News wheel you're like, "yellow doesn't mean 'stop'", and "pick a lane, any lane".

Fans of economists in sound-bite settings presented by pundits with perfect eye makeup: I give you Krugman on Maddow:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26315908/#40…

Omigod -- I hope the Betty Ford clinic gets hit for paying their "technicians" less than $2000 a month. That's what the chick who got fired was making, according to a news story. You know that clinic has to be able to afford more than that.

@1 I like your avatar thingy.

Didn't Laura Bush kill a guy with her car? Glad she's okay.

Guess you guys missed the news about Bank of America buying up 400 hosting firms that host the Wikileaks servers.

Never mind .... you'll find out eventually ...

Come on SLOG you missed this one. Prince von Ahole, who was adopted as an adult so he could be named a prince, and who himself adopted several male adult chillens so they could also be named princes, glued his eye shut with Zsa Zsa's super glue thinking it was eye drops. He has an eye patch now. Arrrrrgh matey. Perhaps it looks smashing with his princely attire.

http://www.startribune.com/entertainment…

@6, you are the stupidest person on earth. BoA bought up domain names, not hosting firms -- domain names that attack their CEO and other officers, like BrianMoynihanBlows.com. But it figures that you don't know how domain names work.

Hosting firms, for christ's sake. When will you just go away with your insane bullshit?

Speaking of insane bullshit, doesn't John Bailo, aka Supreme Ruler of the Universe, live just down the road from those human remains in Auburn?

@7, that story is marvelous from tip to toe. Where can I get a jacket like that?

Fnarf, I was trying to remember what those things on the shoulders are called? They have some fancy name even though they look like large floor scrubbers from Fuller brush.

Epaulets.

@8 so you'd like to think.

M&A will come back with a vengeance in 2011.

By the way, short retail now.

@12, it's like a form of Tourette's with you, isn't it?

@12 go home dad, you're drunk.

Thanks Fifty-Two-Eighty. I had typed "apulets" in google, which brought up Capulets which is totally unrelated so I thought I was way off base.

Well, the Capulets did have nifty leggings and foils.