Isn't that ad about colon cancer? I wish famous actors wouldn't make me think about their colons in such an unsexy way.

Hope he isn't talking about yeast infections...

Your tax dollars finance Terrence Howard's war crimes!

alright. lets talk about racial purity. or uh maybe the opposite. i hears that there is some measure of beauty where the most beautiful people are perceived to be the perfect example of different races or ethnic groups at once. so a beautiful white woman can look simultaneously french, german, english even, danish, etc all in the same person.

but this seems to be something else. which im fine with, but its like more intellectual.

knock it off, charles. are you paid by the word? by the way, terrence howard needs to call me. now.

Mr. Howard is a very handsome man.

All I think can of now when I see him are baby wipes.

I just see Terrence. That's enough.

I hope Terrence Howard never has kids, it's a miserable fucking thankless con and will ruin his life, ask Charles.

I see this sign all the time. Am I supposed to know who Terrence Howard is? Did he play in something I've seen? Because he doesn't look familiar.

Also, one of the best ways to fight colon cancer is to cut down your consumption of animal products, especially meat.