Blogs Dec 26, 2010 at 1:48 pm

Officewatch 2010™: Day 8, There Are Dolls Everywhere

Grant Brissey
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1
Go to detox?
Vince on December 26, 2010 at 1:59 PM Report this
2
That Jameson may not clear those cobwebs, but it will moisten them nicely.
gloomy gus on December 26, 2010 at 2:17 PM Report this
3
Remind me to never drink alone with Grant.
samktg on December 26, 2010 at 2:19 PM Report this
4
Somebody should tell him that this isn't Day 8.

Oh, what the fuck, let him think it is. It's more fun that way.
Fifty-Two-Eighty on December 26, 2010 at 2:49 PM Report this
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Why do I get the feeling that between Charles and Grant we're getting the very first live-blogged horror show?

Two deeply strange men are left alone, all alone, in an office. As the hours and days stretch on, exhaustion and alcohol take their toll, strange and increasingly horrifying things start happening....
Lynx on December 26, 2010 at 3:00 PM Report this
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@5 FTW
Partly Cloudy on December 26, 2010 at 3:06 PM Report this
7
Charles isn't in the office. Keep up.
gloomy gus on December 26, 2010 at 3:08 PM Report this
8
So this is all just an ad for Relentless?
care bear on December 26, 2010 at 3:12 PM Report this
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This reminds me of a creepy re-make of the film "Toy Soldiers". You just need to pit these dolls against some good-natured aliens and see who comes out on top.
Guerillacropolis on December 26, 2010 at 3:47 PM Report this
10
Headless doll, doll needs head. Grant isn't going to get a locksmith, he's headed to the arboretum
Baconcat on December 26, 2010 at 4:15 PM Report this
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I fear when the staff returns they find Grant's flat, dessicated and feces-stained corpse stuck to the carpet, surrounded by chewed dolls and regurgitated doll bits. I've seen this happen before.
Puty on December 26, 2010 at 7:28 PM Report this
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they'll* find
Puty on December 26, 2010 at 7:58 PM Report this
13
this lame, sophomoric jerk-off drivel is stinking up the slog something terrible. it is truly junior high school level, and it's starting to dominate the site's entire tone. it's not funny. it really makes you look like a bunch of assholes. a shame.
on December 26, 2010 at 8:21 PM Report this
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@13 oh whatever you silly twat. We're having fun. Don't like it? Find another sandbox.
gnossos on December 26, 2010 at 9:12 PM Report this
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@13, There is one thing you should understand, and one thing only, we really are a bunch of assholes.
samktg on December 26, 2010 at 10:39 PM Report this

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