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Officewatch 2010: The Crow's Nest Infiltrated

Grant Brissey
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Toy Story 4
cmountain on December 27, 2010 at 4:52 PM Report this
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It's all so bright.
gloomy gus on December 27, 2010 at 4:52 PM Report this
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It looks awfully drafty to me.

What's in the liquor bag?
Fnarf on December 27, 2010 at 5:05 PM Report this
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I suspect the beast lurking Keck's office is none other than altered states Brissey.
samktg on December 27, 2010 at 5:06 PM Report this
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@ Fnarf: A bottle of wine, a bottle of champagne, and two bottles of Heineken.
Grant Brissey, Emeritus on December 27, 2010 at 5:07 PM Report this
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it's like a poor sequel to Fight Club...
Beetlecat on December 27, 2010 at 5:24 PM Report this
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@5, drink the Champagne first, the wine second, and leave the beer alone. Follow these instructions exactly or YOU WILL BE SORRY.
Fnarf on December 27, 2010 at 5:33 PM Report this
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Had an involuntary flashback to the early PC "game" Myst, examining the detris to determine the story....
Jaymz on December 27, 2010 at 5:35 PM Report this
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Clearly, a burnt offering needs to be made. Here's what I would do: Make an altar out of a stack of WeVibe boxes. Cover with a bed of Corona labels, hot sauce, and some sequins. Place a Malibu Barbie on top, taking care to first remove all but a few millimetres of her hair. Bathe her in Jagermeister and ignite. Say 5 Hail Marys and 2 Our Fathers. Put out the fire with grape Kool Aid. Sorry if that doesn't help...it usually works in Canada.
Canuck on December 27, 2010 at 5:36 PM Report this
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Grant, do the opposite of what Fnarf says.
Baconcat on December 27, 2010 at 5:45 PM Report this
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@ Baconcat I agree. Grant grab the bag of drinks and run, those dolls are creepy.
flippingthroughrecords on December 27, 2010 at 5:48 PM Report this
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What's written on the whiteboard?
Lince on December 27, 2010 at 5:58 PM Report this
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For God's sake, Grant, don't listen to Baconcat! He's trying to hurt you. HE'S ONE OF THEM. Only I have your best interests at heart.
Fnarf on December 27, 2010 at 6:06 PM Report this
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Is Grant's alter-ego the incredible sulk? Was this already covered when I wasn't paying attention?

The leader doll is so fucked up. Lock it in a box, for everyone's sake.

Lastly, there's an Apple monitor adapter on the table by the computer. Whoever has been lurking upstairs has (is?!) a recent-vintage Apple laptop with mini-DisplayPort.
on December 27, 2010 at 6:09 PM Report this
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Grant, don't listen to either of them, drink any of that and you will awake from an alcohol and benzo induced fugue, with doll parts all around you.
samktg on December 27, 2010 at 6:22 PM Report this
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I'm glad this is finally starting to make sense...
Cynic Romantic on December 27, 2010 at 7:02 PM Report this
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Fnarf has ill intent, Grant. Ill intent.
Baconcat on December 27, 2010 at 7:48 PM Report this
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The Crow's Nest is a death trap. And "the leader" has only survived this long because it knows too much. Be afraid, be very afraid.
despicable me on December 27, 2010 at 7:53 PM Report this
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@8 - Awesome...

Grant, make a doll from the hairs of the dolls and make sure to sprinkle the cuttings from the mirror onto the hairdoll. this talisman may be the only protection you have. IF YOU DON'T make this then baconcat and Fnarf WILL BOTH BE RIGHT.

It is like dividing by zero, the center cannot hold. Good luck, brave warrior, good luck.
wisepunk on December 27, 2010 at 8:00 PM Report this
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What are those odd round things visible in front of the slatted window in the first picture? Hanging lamps?
Dr_Awesome on December 27, 2010 at 8:08 PM Report this
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Grant! Do not listen to Baconcat, do not listen to Fnarf, they are in league together to do you ill.
samktg on December 27, 2010 at 8:29 PM Report this
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Anyone that would actually say "do not listen to Baconcat" is completely untrustworthy.
Baconcat on December 27, 2010 at 8:48 PM Report this
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If you weren't guilty of conspiracy, there would be no need to impugn my trustworthiness, let the truth be your shield.
samktg on December 27, 2010 at 9:16 PM Report this
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It'th a conthpirathy!
gloomy gus on December 27, 2010 at 9:21 PM Report this
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Doyle.
paulus on December 27, 2010 at 11:07 PM Report this
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Grant, let's calm down, smoke a J, take a couple of these klonopin I have sitting around, and see if we can make sense out of all this crazy stuff.
seandr on December 27, 2010 at 11:35 PM Report this
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Do not drink the champagne. Never. Ever.

I'd go for wine first and then beer. Reversing them is okay. But do not combine champagne with anything.
gnossos on December 28, 2010 at 12:17 AM Report this
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Double Confirmed: Doyle riding cow
Ron Bennington on December 28, 2010 at 8:28 AM Report this
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this is all so brilliantly weird. much more entertaining than last years Officewatch™
thunderchaps on December 28, 2010 at 2:58 PM Report this
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@27 - As the old saying goes...

Beer before Wine, every things fine
Wine before Beer, the end is near.

Use the above for future reference on when to drink what.

Just saying...
Frau Blucher on December 29, 2010 at 8:09 AM Report this

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