Mayonnaise Drinks

Comments

1
You'll need to combine the category of Chow/Drunk to read 'Chunk' in this case.
2
@1, you just raised this to a whole new level of gross.
My hat is tipped.
3
Now come clean up my vomit Lindy.
4
Lindy, when all you have left in the fridge is Jager and mayo, it's time to go grocery shopping.
5
Lindy, if you come to, I dunno, let's say Mario's at 5:30 today, I will buy you a greasy Mexican. My actual greasy Mexican friend will laugh at you afterward.
6
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
7
Yikes! Cinnamon schnapps, bourbon, mayo, tonic water, and TWO OUNCES of Tabasco? It's like it's been pre-barfed. Someone's chain is being yanked, methinks.
8
The closest my alcohol will every get to mayonnaise is when I spread it on my beer bread. Actually, even that sounds gross right now. I'm done with mayo.
9
This is why hoary old webtender.com is your friend. It don' know from mayonnaise.
10
Why? Why would anyone in their right mind - or even four sheets to the wind - even consider such a sacrilege? Even the worst well pour deserves better than this.