Lunchtime Quickie: Move Over Shake Weight...

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Not only does it make yer boobs bigger, it apparently teaches you stripper poses too. I found the ultra-scientific pictures of the breast tissue sliding out of the breast and down into the belly very, uh, educational.

Fnarf on January 3, 2011 at 12:12 PM

I don't buy the boob growth claims, but I do see tremendous value in a product that makes cleavage shake like that.

seandr on January 3, 2011 at 12:16 PM

That's got more jiggling than a Grant Brissey freakout video.

gloomy gus on January 3, 2011 at 12:31 PM

I don't understand this video at all. Why does it make the fat go out of the breast into the stomach? Why would anyone want that?

But I fully support bras that automatically jiggle boobs around.

Schmapdi on January 3, 2011 at 12:51 PM

Into the pants of Chinese gay blades in 3... 2... 1...

rob! on January 3, 2011 at 12:51 PM

Oh the marvels of Chinese medicine.

Farbe on January 3, 2011 at 1:00 PM

Happy New Year Kelly-O,
These gals should auditon at Jiggles, the new Gentlemen's Club in Seattle:)

lark on January 3, 2011 at 1:09 PM

Did anyone watch all of that? I was full-on WUT-ing by one minute in.

@2: Word.

venomlash on January 3, 2011 at 1:10 PM

@4, the animation of fat flowing from bosom to belly was to illustrate what happens to all women with age - which is why they argue "maintenance products" are necessary.

Iva on January 3, 2011 at 1:10 PM

Forget the fat going from the breast to the stomach, what about the brain disolving into boobie tissue at 3:45!

Lynx on January 3, 2011 at 1:25 PM

If they'd make shirts with Top Charming built right in, it could become the HyperColor of 2011!

pg13 on January 3, 2011 at 1:40 PM

headline should read "MOVE over shake weight," right?

mr. herriman on January 3, 2011 at 1:49 PM

ack! yes, MOVE over. Not MORE over. thanks mister Herriman

Kelly O on January 3, 2011 at 2:18 PM

I think it was Mao who said something like if the Chinese start stomping the ground, the whole world would tremble. Does it work with boobs too?

sirkowski on January 3, 2011 at 2:54 PM

@10, I think my brain just exploded, making my boobs a whole two sizes bigger!!!!

ozchick on January 3, 2011 at 3:14 PM

@14, Mao's coffin was found today with the lid popped up three inches.

rob! on January 3, 2011 at 3:25 PM

@16, Indeed, and it was discovered that Mao's "little chairman" was wearing the Top Charming osillating cocksock prototype.

FreudianShrimp on January 3, 2011 at 3:38 PM

Damn! I dropped the "c" in oscillating. Scilly me.

FreudianShrimp on January 3, 2011 at 3:39 PM

@2 said it: I doubt it works on the schoolgirls, but it sure as heck works for me.

razorclammer on January 3, 2011 at 4:10 PM

I *was* spending today worrying about how China is educating a massive number of super-smart, highly skilled engineers who are certain to surpass the United States in innovation and technical achievement.

And then I saw this. Thank you, slog. I feel much better now.

nullbull on January 3, 2011 at 4:34 PM

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