Will there be champagne or Four Loko?

The association of Barbara Madsen and Jim Johnson with the word "Justice" is purely ironic, of course.

The title Justice in front of Charles Wiggins' name on the invitation is a bit premature. He is not yet a Justice and won't become one until the oath is administered.

@1: No booze at all, I'm sure. "Respectable" people don't drink at this hour of the day. Or at least they do it in private.

@5 Maybe respectable people just have aides who stir it into their coffee :)

This has definitely been known to happen, yes.