These are hilarious. I loved the Twain title but then read Gus's mention of Love, Actuary, a title which is even better, and then TVDinner's mention of A Farewell to Arm which is absolutely brilliant. I don't think it's possible to outwit that one.
How about changing Norman Mailer's book title to "The Clothing Optional and the Passed On"? or Harper Lee's Masterpiece to "To Go Birdwatching Mockingbirds"?
Wasn't Jim the original "Magical Negro" of Spike Lee fame...always ready to rescue white folk from trouble.
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