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1

Those are the two guys from the Dire Straits "Money For Nothing" video, and I want my free salvation.

mackro on January 12, 2011 at 2:54 PM

2

I think the cook has a Hitler 'stache.

carriemcc on January 12, 2011 at 3:05 PM

3

"The Sissy" was a hit song by Kenny Rogers in the early 80s, right?

CommonKnowledge on January 12, 2011 at 3:15 PM

4

He's nine feet tall!

Andrew Cole on January 12, 2011 at 3:22 PM

5

Also do they have the Dark Dungeons video? ELFSTAR NO!

Andrew Cole on January 12, 2011 at 3:26 PM

6

That's what I'm doing!

OuterCow on January 12, 2011 at 4:22 PM

7

that is some weird animation. I think Jack should stick to his little tracts.

Lola, Missing Iowa City on January 12, 2011 at 4:31 PM

8

Here is an animation of the Dark Dungeons tract: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0vSjpCAO…

Alex F on January 12, 2011 at 4:42 PM

9

1:28 -- Has red-shirt guy shit his pants? And why does the 'sissy' have abs on his chest?

FeralTurnip on January 12, 2011 at 5:04 PM

10

"Did you see the size of that guy" It could have been the start of a Falcon Video.

Last of the Time Lords on January 12, 2011 at 5:15 PM

11

Well, I was going to give them points for some decent 3d, until I saw the characters. At that point, it became too much for me to take.

Also, who else thinks their "Fishers of men" logo thing at the beginning would be much better if it showed men being hauled into the boat and flopping around instead?

Knat on January 12, 2011 at 6:32 PM

12

I like the brief title sequence at the beginning. Very 70s.

Free Lunch on January 12, 2011 at 6:49 PM

13

I really wish I could unsee that. Something about the blank taxidermy eyeballs gave me nightmares.

Geni on January 13, 2011 at 2:05 PM

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