"...the stars have shifted over thousands of years, maybe even millennia..."

Don't worry Eli, you're still a Virgo! (I've been reading and listening to you for quite a while and suspected that was your sign, btw). All this hoopla in the media comes from a misunderstanding of how astrology works. Astrologers have been aware of the phenomena of precession for a loooong time. Here's a really clear explanation of it: http://blog.beliefnet.com/astrologicalmu…

@1: Ha. Noted. Thank you.