Wm.™ Steven Humphrey vs. American Idol


I stopped reading when I got to the part about the Fluevog. I'm sorry, sir, but it is a mathematical impossibility that you are both a Fluevog wearer AND a Bieber fan, and we know you have the shoes, so I think it's time to fess up.
Ended up watching coverage of this on E! in HD and I was saying to myself:

"It's official, they've jumped the shark."