Comments

1
Reading comprehension is hard--best just default to H8 U OBAMA!!!
2
Accurate close captioners will be the downfall of us all.
3
What the fuck?
4
Does this kind of crazy terrify anyone besides me? How do you reason with that?

The cheers I remember were from when the President announced that Congresswoman Giffords had opened her eyes. For celebrating that fact, we are beyond hope?
5
I don't even know what to day to this... This guy is absolutely mind-numbingly stupid and this was the most pathetic and ridiculous attempt to save face in the history of the universe.
6
These people know they are right, know that conservatives are the only true Americans, and know that everything that has happened since 2006 is the fault of the Democrats. Now they have the choice of whether to believe in a minor AV club conspiracy that confirms everything they know, or that their entire worldview is wrong.
The slippery slope is greased by a thousand easy choices.
7
Shorter Rabid Conservatives: "Even when we're epically, stupendously wrong - we're still RIGHT!"
8
Closed captioning is a government conspiracy to give the hearing-impaired access to MSNBC. Look it up.
9
Blind haters.
10
The internet has given the painfully stupid the ability to trumpet their idiocy to the world. I just wanted free pr0n. I don't think the tradeoff was worth it. Can we give it back now?
11
Satan made us applaud, and closed captions are a plot to control the minds of coservative Americans...
12
Many on the left were quick to point out...THE TRUTH. I HATE THE TRUTH!!!
13
idiot.
14
Sooo... Accurate closed-captioning is a scary left-wing conspiracy?

Right. Got it.
15
Dr. Venture is the arbiter of truth in our political culture?
16
I've read it three times and that last quote doesn't even make any fucking sense. (other than I was wrong so I'm right derp derp)
17
"Officer, that man is creating a stink bomb in his garage!"
"No, I looked and he's just bathing his dog. The dog's a bit smelly."
"Well, that's even worse then! What is the world coming to if all these weirdos think that dogs need to be washed?"
18
.....now where DID I put that list of DSM III criteria for Paranoid Personality Disorder???

Please wait...

Comments are closed.

Commenting on this item is available only to members of the site. You can sign in here or create an account here.


Add a comment
Preview

By posting this comment, you are agreeing to our Terms of Use.