The idea that people on the right lie more than people on the left is just as idiotic as the idea that people on the left lie more than people on the right. Of all those people, of course, none lie more than Democrats and Republicans.

Jesus dies but then lives again.
Norman had his dead mother in his basement.
Private Ryan lives.
Dorothy makes it back to Kansas.
ET makes it home.
Marty makes it back to 1985.
Indiana Jones finds the Ark. And the Holy Grail.
The Von Trapp family escapes to Switzerland.
The Planet of the Apes is just Earth many years later.
Seabiscuit wins.
The Cleveland Indians suck at first but then they win in the end... twice.
Charlie wins the chocolate factory.
Rocky wins. Then loses. Then wins. Then Apollo dies and Rocky goes to Russia and wins again. Then he becomes an arm wrestling truck driver. Or something like that.
Rudy gets to play.
Frodo destroys the ring.
They find Nemo.
They shoot Old Yeller.
Darth Vader is Luke's father.
Verbal Kint is Keyser Söze.
Neo is the one.
Soylent Green is people.
Rosebud was a sled.

Don't forget that human women, in addition to their long lifespans, have a unique period of infertility near the end of their lives. Since pregnancy, birth, and nursing are the main strains on the female (whose caloric needs, as you know, form the limits on the size of the animal), this post-menopause is one major contributor to the longer life of the human mammal.

The words in the headline are in a peculiar order.

My hat is off, @3. My movie memory's limited to vague details of the last flick I saw (best-case scenario). FIFO.

Why so serious, Charles?

Inception couldn't hold Heath Ledger's Joker's jockstrap.

Inception was a turgid, boring, badly in need of editing, obvious POS with some interesting action sequences (give you the zero-g hall fight was innovative but about a third of it would have been fine). And was that final shot supposed to be a surprise or was it a huge FU to the people who sat through to the end (I saw that coming over two hours prior)?

This is a Chris Nolan movie. Of course, it would end like that. See Prestige for a recent example. It's an old and worn-out trick, but still works on the masses just fine. ZOMG! Life is filled with ambiguities! That made me think!

Anyway, I am sure most of Inception's novelty was covered in Star Trek: TNG with lower budgets.

@3 I totally have that tee shirt. http://www.threadless.com/product/844/Sp…

The Right liked The Dark Knight because it endorses vigilantism.

@1 You obviously haven't read any news lately or watched TV news since it's invention.

@14, you obviously are unaware of U.S. history in its entirety. Liberals tend to be more honest than conservatives. Democrats have never been more honest than Republicans. But, then again, Democrats have never really been liberals, so much as they've been merely slightly less conservative than Republicans.

I'm not sure of the average lifespan of whales, but some have definitely lived for over two centuries, unlike any human being.