C'mon, I'm trying to eat breakfast here!

Ew.

So, what cleaning product would you use after wiping the floor with Santorum?

As a knuckle dragging neanderthal, I take offense to what Mrs Palin said.

@ 3 Well, since it's a mix of lube and something Renton Mike @ 1 doesn't want to hear about while having breakfast, if the lube is water-based, as it should be, a simple solution of floor cleaner and water should be enough.

Looking at Nate Silver's graph of the Republican field, you can see how Santorum hangs around wherever Palin, Bachmann and Huckabee have been at work. Santorum scatters around and leaves his mark all over on her voter region, and vice versa. From here on out, any fertile ground Palin has she's going to find Santorum there. Or if he's not there already, she can expect Santorum to show up shortly after she touches any of those places that work for her.

Santorum could run over to other places too, but to what end? As you might imagine (or would you?) Mitt and Rudy live in a largely Santorum-free world.

I just love it when they turn on each other then have to kiss and make up months later so they can support each other for the common good of the party.

A preview of the Republican debates. Everyone will be falling all over themselves to destroy Palin.

Now see, Ricardo, I was thinking silicone-based...which would present a few cleaning complications...water-based? Carry on.

I hate to be superficial, but wow....Sarah is not looking good these days. That new hairstyle's not doing her any favors, either.

@10 No bangs, and she's over-plucking. She needs a stylist and a new waxologist.

Ugh. Right after she throws that opening insult, she pauses like she's a comedian waiting for the laughs to die down.

"um, but, no, I, you know, I think, uh ... I think that maybe he's uninformed as to why ..."

She's just a performer.

"But seriously, folks, I'm kidding. I love the Neanderthals."

It's a piranha feeding frenzy.

@6 - thank you for the additional hilarity!

@ 9 - Fortunately, I'm not allergic to water-based lubed. My bedroom carpeting and my sofa are so grateful to me for that (well, if they could speak, I'm sure they'd express gratefulness).

Alien Vs. Predator

@12: You win this thread.

@17 If they could speak, I could tell them to register on slog, and they could keep us entertained with stories all week... ;)

I was wondering why her lipstick was brown....

I can't fucking stand that hideous woman. I don't care what she's saying or which Republican she's attacking, it's like listening to Dolores Umbridge. The quicker she gets demolished in the primaries and fades out of sight, the better.

"february is our busiest winter month" what the hell is she talking about? I don't get it. Doesn't she pretty much live between airplanes, hotel rooms, FOX headquarters and busy conservative events like CPAC? Does she mean february is too busy a month for her to be away from Alaska, in a way that somehow doesn't involve her kids? I'm confused but I don't think she's being honest about why she won't speak at CPAC.

When Santorum said she has "all those kids" to tend to or whatever, why would she immediately assume he meant that in a negative way?

i can't believe i'm rooting for sarah palin.