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1
Somebody must be a Debby Harry fan.
2
Someone's watched eXistenZ one too many times.
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Someone call Cronenberg! I smell a blockbuster!
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I also make reference to David Cronenberg!

You gotta read the whole story; nice little kicker at the end.
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Meh, it's not half as disgusting as the early iMac I was duped into buying. I was so traumatized I will never by Apple again
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The "shave the USB ports" line was great. The whole thing was great, actually.
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I laughed so hard it upset my dog.
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Hive mind.
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As of press time, 3.2 million loyal customers were lining up overnight outside of Apple stores across the country for the chance to buy the slick new abomination.

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