Let's see if I understand: The "fabric" of the Republican stool is made of the moral issues of the day, and if you wanted to cut through the stool, you would need a saw? That means the Republican "moral" positions are crap, and that the crap is so dense it would require the services of a carpenter to cut through it....a carpenter like Jesus? So, he's saying that Jesus needs to show the Republicans how to cut the crap?
the democrat stool has 100 legs, but no glue or nails...it's held together by highly paid bureaucrats, each with a hand on it, under the rubric of sustainability and infrastructure
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WtJbXEN-…