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Billy Ray Cyrus: Scared, Destroyed, a Moron

Paul Constant
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But, Billy Ray, she's only being Miley!
TheMisanthrope on February 15, 2011 at 4:18 PM Report this
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Miley refers to him as Billy, might be the problem.
Basehead on February 15, 2011 at 4:21 PM Report this
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It takes a village.

Welp, since she's smokin' pot, she's right close to OD'ing on dilaudid.
dirac on February 15, 2011 at 4:25 PM Report this
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He also blames David Lynch for Hannah Montana. As Red Foreman would say, "Dumbass".

If only we heeded Bill Hicks' advice so long ago.
laterite on February 15, 2011 at 4:26 PM Report this
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A good parent always blames their children for their divorce. Usually publicly. Also, his hair.
Dougsf on February 15, 2011 at 4:28 PM Report this
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@2 I like your understanding of causality.
dirac on February 15, 2011 at 4:29 PM Report this
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He also blames "The Devil" for his family's problems (drugs, break-up, horrible music and television programming, etc). Yeah...that's the way to go. Don't accept any responsibility for your live being fucked up. It's "the devil". They are just pawns in the whole Good vs. Evil kerfuffel.
bugwitch on February 15, 2011 at 4:29 PM Report this
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What has she done that's so bad? Smoked some pot/silvia? Showed up mostly naked in a few photos? Dated idiots? Nothing about that is outside the usual 18-year-old experience these days. He should chill out and be glad he's raising Hannah Montana, not Montana Fishburne.
schmacky on February 15, 2011 at 4:34 PM Report this
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Oh, salvia. I stand corrected. Fuck, she's going straight to elven hell for this.
dirac on February 15, 2011 at 4:42 PM Report this
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All things considered Miley is doing pretty damn well for a celebrity kid. Nothing she's done is terribly out of the norm for teens breaking away from their parents. She's just doing it in view of the paparazzi instead of at college.
Noadi on February 15, 2011 at 5:10 PM Report this
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So he supports a father's right to abortion now?
seatackled on February 15, 2011 at 5:39 PM Report this
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Moral of the story: Father's need to screw their show biz daughters for every penny they make BEFORE they turn 18. I think that's what he is really upset about.
Last of the Time Lords on February 15, 2011 at 5:51 PM Report this
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Remember that one time Billy Ray Cyrus make got Sam Machkovech fired from Amazon? He's a fuckface.
Joh on February 15, 2011 at 5:54 PM Report this
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@9 - But only for about 30-seconds.
Dougsf on February 15, 2011 at 6:02 PM Report this
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@ 6 - I'm pretty sure Basehead @2 was just poking a bit of fun at Charles Mudede's post here.
Anne in MA on February 15, 2011 at 8:11 PM Report this
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@8, 10, 11 I too fail to see what Miley's done to be scared for. Seems to be handling the transition to adult celebrity better than most. Maybe we're missing something. More likely though, BRC's just upset about losing her a prop to his own faded faded celebrity.
The Max on February 15, 2011 at 8:38 PM Report this
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@5: OH MY GOD, I KNOW, RIGHT? Seriously, BRC, what is going ON with the moptop?
TVDinner on February 15, 2011 at 9:58 PM Report this
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@14: He whaaaaat?!
Sam Machkovech on February 15, 2011 at 10:23 PM Report this
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@4: "He also blames David Lynch for Hannah Montana"

WHAT
on February 16, 2011 at 1:03 AM Report this
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I missed the part where he isn't *also* talking to Miley.
jenesasquatch on February 16, 2011 at 5:45 AM Report this
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Sad excuse for a man. Maybe we need a modern Cliff Huxtable. Those parents on Modern Family are a little too self-aware.
biffp on February 16, 2011 at 10:08 AM Report this
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Maybe he shouldn't have done the Romance Novel Cover photo shoot with her when she was 14. That was creepy.
dwight moody on February 16, 2011 at 11:54 AM Report this
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These people crave fame and fortune and when they get it, they cry and complain. FUCK YOU AND YOUR DAUGHTER, DIRTBAG!
Vince on February 16, 2011 at 1:16 PM Report this

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