Um, why did you just post that very disturbing video of an Australian religious nut with Tourettes Syndrome? I was expecting the Book of Revelations with more bresties.

Isn't that like the perfect role for Chuck Norris?

Are there zombies? Because I'll only watch it if there are zombies.

All my slog videos seem off for some reason today. This one is the Chinese CGI News Channel. The vomity kid is that model stumbling around. WTF.

Much better looking movie (with a kickass Chris Ware poster):

http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/indep…

If I ever make a movie, it will be EXACTLY like this.

Poe's Law: The Movie! (I honestly can't tell)

How you can tell he's not the real Jesus:

1) Too ugly (I only mean the corporeal manifestation of God would have more symmetrical features; also, it's a joke).
2) too white
3) too violent
4) arrived in a rocket
5) meth-y skin and hair
6) turns into a zombie, on occasion
7) a robot/human hybrid? HFS!
8) uses his powers for EVIL, rather than GOOD

@7 Poe indeed.

If Paul, Grant and Brennan made a movie...THIS is what they would make

This has got to be a spoof.

Jesus looks like a cross between John Fogerty and David Duchovny?

Also, is the LAST shot in that trailer Jesus(in a hospital gown) strolling past guys with shaved heads who are buried up to their necks in the Bonneville Salt Flats?

And did I just imagine this, or did I actually see the guy who played "Turk" on SCRUBS in the trailer?

On another note, it makes a REALLY devastating comment about physical fitness among sinners that nobody seemed to escape from being crucified on crosses that were made from 1x2's. Jesus DEFINITELY shouldn't have gone with the low bidder on the cross contract.