@2 "No, because it is God's will." Or some crap response like that. Remember: "All things work togehter to the glory of God." Like child rape and genocide.
You know, I would go into a rant about God proving how much of a shit he gives about his faithful through prayer studies, but the sheer awfulness of the initial layout and the gross torture of the later pictures have made me ill. Maybe I'll go take a homeopathic remedy (a glass of water) to get the taste of sugar out of my mouth.
The fact that any "god" would design a being that is constantly falling apart and getting sick and all kinda tells you something about god's designing skills.
Ah'm thighnkang thayat Gawd's tayaking cayah of dem whayat Amairakins real good. Ah kain't see no people of culluh up thayah. Ah dint know till I cayame down heah dat whayat Amairakin Pepsicolans & Protestants gots der own puhsonul Jaysus and Gawd who wrote diffrunt Bahbuls fer dem so dey dont hafta shayah.
Or might one assume his abject silence on the matter to be sufficient to conclude he don't give a rat's patootie?
I like her flapper hair.
Mind you, he's been known to indulge in wine and women too. Them Nazareth babes are hawt!