News Feb 18, 2011 at 6:25 am

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Posted by David Schmader on Fri, Feb 18, 2011 at 6:25 AM


Something is amiss here...
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"Posted Fri, Feb 18, 2011 at 6:25 am." Um, maybe posted a little bit earlier...
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Back to the Future.
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He comes to us from the future.
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I wish he would report on stock prices or something. That could be useful future news.
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Given that it's late morning in the time zone I'm in, I appreciate Mr. Schmader's diligence in getting the Morning News up bright and early.
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You're anticipating one hell of a hangover and/or lay, aren't you?
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Okay, I actually just checked the time on my Mac just in case I fell asleep between clicks. Sing me to sleep Syd Barrett.
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yeah this is weird. where are you, david?!
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Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWyCCJ6B2…
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If there's a massive terrorist attack at 6:00am PST tomorrow, you guys are gonna be totally embarrassed.
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Doug @11,

If a massive terrorist attack were to occur at 6:00am PST tomorrow, it would already be mentioned in this post. So don't worry, we're safe.
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There's a bit in "LA Story" where Steve Martin pre-tapes his weather forecasts for the weekend.... David, either you missed this film or missed the important lesson.
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Slog has normalized to GMT?
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This is all due to the solar flare, Right?
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This amuses me. Greatly. Thanks to David and all the ultra early morning commenters.
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Busted!
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yeah i've been coming home from school every night at midnight. i open up lappytop and see this...freaked me out. thought i'd sniffed to much shit in the lab.
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Feel free to post from the future as much as you want.

"Dr. Dre bores me, so here's an Ice Cube track" totally made my tomorrow!
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Perfect timing. The morning news is usually too late for me and this is most definitely Ice Cube's best track. Except maybe Dead Homiez or No Vaseline.
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Palin calls the birthers "annoying"! Has she ever heard of the pot and kettle?
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I like DS, but he is one of the weaker news round up crew members (for my persnickety tastes anyway- I can be a real bitch). Now I know why- he is phoning it in!
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Why does Dre bore you - vs. say Ice Cube?
Does anyone else find this odd?
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Witch!!!! Witch!!!!
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Oh, do this every morning! Do you have any idea what a pain it is most mornings waiting for you lazybonesez to wake up on the west coast?

Maybe he's preparing for some 11/11/11 baby production, Baconcat...stranger things have happened...

(coffee's on, gus, morning!)
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@25 I don't get it either!
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@24 Wha?! Schmader is by far the best at the Morning News. Although the newest intern on the weekends is pretty good, too.
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Shmade! You know without Dre there is no Cube.
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@27: You can't make 11/11/11 babies by rubbing bear cocks together.
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@32 I'm in!
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Dre day motha fuckaazzzz
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@33: Try until success?

Well, okay!
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@32 O ye of little faith. If a chick in Bethlehem can get knocked up on a wing and a prayer, anything is possible...and just because he doesn't wanna, doesn't mean he *couldn't*, if he were really into numerology, or something, squick factor notwithstanding...
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I read the linked article about the human skull found on Whidbey Island and there's a sentence in it that reads, "Law enforcement conducted an initial foot search of the beach." It made me think they were looking for a foot-in-sneaker to go with the skull before I realized the intended meaning.
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Ice Cube is the shit.
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When Ice Cube's in your neighborhood, you'd better duck.
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I agree with Care Bear. Scmader + both current interns are amazing at the Morning News.

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