Blogs Feb 25, 2011 at 11:46 am

I Want Charlie in Charge of Me

Lindy West
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Abundant dimorphic heterosexuality is the one thing they won't tolerate. The one thing.
Supreme Ruler Of The Universe on February 25, 2011 at 11:50 AM Report this
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Isn't he just wonderful! It's been so long since a celeb's been deeply fucked up enough to want to play it out so publicly. This almost makes shock jock radio worth having ever existed...
gloomy gus on February 25, 2011 at 11:53 AM Report this
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He and Alex Jones are such a great pair. Gus, you put it so well, as always.
Trinabeana on February 25, 2011 at 11:55 AM Report this
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this is your brain on drugs.
reverend dr dj riz on February 25, 2011 at 11:55 AM Report this
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Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Doctor Memory on February 25, 2011 at 12:00 PM Report this
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Move over Mel Gibson, there's a new crazy in town!
Urgutha Forka on February 25, 2011 at 12:02 PM Report this
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Whatever, I'm just glad that horrible show is going off the air.
very bad homo on February 25, 2011 at 12:03 PM Report this
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With a father like his, is any of this a surprise?
Vince on February 25, 2011 at 12:04 PM Report this
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He's more than just the newest crazy guy in town - he's the newest unemployed crazy guy.
Fifty-Two-Eighty on February 25, 2011 at 12:06 PM Report this
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Can someone explain to me how that show he was on lasted as long as it did? I tried to watch an episode one time but decided suffering stomach cramps and painful diarrhea would be a more enjoyable way to spend the evening.
Cato the Younger Younger on February 25, 2011 at 12:08 PM Report this
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Cato@10: there are a lot of people over the age of 65 in this country.
Doctor Memory on February 25, 2011 at 12:19 PM Report this
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Alex Jones: Where crazy brings the insane.
rootwinterguard on February 25, 2011 at 12:22 PM Report this
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Cats Quote Charlie Sheen:
http://mediumlarge.wordpress.com/2011/02…
julia in dc on February 25, 2011 at 12:22 PM Report this
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@10 Cato, I'm with you.
Vince on February 25, 2011 at 12:25 PM Report this
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@13, oh, hell yeah!
gloomy gus on February 25, 2011 at 12:26 PM Report this
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‎"Funny how SLEEP rhymes with SHEEP, ya know? anyway, we're getting off topic..." -Charlie Sheen
Andy_Squirrel on February 25, 2011 at 12:34 PM Report this
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Oh my god. I can barely process the awesomeness that is Charlie Sheen.
seandr on February 25, 2011 at 12:53 PM Report this
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I can't wait to see his new Opinion Pieces on Fox News.
Will in Seattle on February 25, 2011 at 1:07 PM Report this
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Charlie Sheen is sooooo off the reservation!
lashthom on February 25, 2011 at 1:16 PM Report this
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In other news, IBM research labs have given up trying to develop a computer that can spew batshit nonsequiturs faster than Charlie Sheen.
RonK, Seattle on February 25, 2011 at 1:36 PM Report this
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Hot Shots! Part Trois
OuterCow on February 25, 2011 at 1:44 PM Report this
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@21: no way, need to generate synthetic black holes at the monster CERN particle accelerator in Geneva. Only way to absorb this much random energy.
Karlheinz Arschbomber on February 25, 2011 at 2:01 PM Report this
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FFuuucckk!!! i miss the 70's!
masgroovy on February 25, 2011 at 2:05 PM Report this
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Hell, if the comedy doesn't work out, you could always be Film Editor at an alternative weekly.
Farts Weird on February 25, 2011 at 2:23 PM Report this
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This just shows me that a lot of Cocaine and Pornstars is not such a bad thing for people. Maybe that could be the new diet craze?
A Concerned Parent on February 25, 2011 at 2:29 PM Report this
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This guy will be dead within 6 months.
Amanda on February 25, 2011 at 2:48 PM Report this
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it astonishes me how many people have given him a pass on his violent and abusive behavior towards his wives/girlfriends. i could give a fuck about the hookers, porn and cocaine. but he has beaten and threatened to kill multiple women, and i just can't glean any amusement from any of the rest of his antics.

he absolutely should have been relegated to mel gibson territory long ago.
mr. herriman on February 26, 2011 at 12:33 AM Report this
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The most delusional part of all his rantings is his attack on Chuck Lorre (and note the ant-Semitic form THAT takes). I dunno, if someone wrote the lines that made me into a TV star after a sketchy big-screen career, I'd think twice about dissing him in this fashion.
attitude devant on February 26, 2011 at 9:53 AM Report this

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