How to Win an Essay Contest

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I'd sugget working in the phrase "telegenic sock puppet of the moneyed aristocracy".

kinaidos on March 1, 2011 at 3:29 PM

Is the 100 word thing for real or...

jnonymous on March 1, 2011 at 3:30 PM

no fake entries. i'm going. i can't just die having my texas political career be getting kicked out of a biden rally with a dead cell phone for smoking a cig.

on March 1, 2011 at 3:35 PM

Paul, with the appropriate makeover to a more Bieberesque you and a PO Box, or rural delivery box even, this could be a great sequel to Strangergate: The Savage Doorknob, circa whenever Savage was licking doorknobs in Indiana. Are you in?

Randy Beaver on March 1, 2011 at 3:46 PM

One thing I know is there ain't no more Commies anymore since Reagan. Well...real ones. They're all running white slavery rings for Czechoslovakian girls.

Supreme Ruler Of The Universe on March 1, 2011 at 4:05 PM

Conservatives understand Reagan like evangelicals understand Jesus.

Urgutha Forka on March 1, 2011 at 4:08 PM

Could you get in trouble for writing and winning with some bullshit just to score free plane tickets, and skip the conference to just hang out in DC instead?

Joe Szilagyi on March 1, 2011 at 4:14 PM

The great, "America the Book" (authored by Daily Show contributors & Jon Stewart) referenced a great picture of Reagan wearing a cowboy hat with a great big, crazy grin on his face and the caption, "Ronald Reagan knew that a limited government with meager social investment and low tax burdens would allow the country to reach it's full potential. He also wanted to build satellites to shoot missiles out of the sky from outer space."

mikethehammer on March 1, 2011 at 5:21 PM