Food & Drink Mar 9, 2011 at 7:54 am

Porkspiration!

Bethany Jean Clement
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Please record me down for "Pork: Goyishe Naches".
venomlash on March 9, 2011 at 8:00 AM Report this
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Wow, those are some good choices.
care bear on March 9, 2011 at 8:39 AM Report this
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Pork: The One You Love
bobbelieu on March 9, 2011 at 8:45 AM Report this
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Aw, I was hoping for 'From rooter to tooter'.
drewl on March 9, 2011 at 8:59 AM Report this
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PORK: Tastes like man flesh!

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/long_pork
johnyawl on March 9, 2011 at 9:07 AM Report this
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PORK: Just Eat It!*

*(I do not recommend the eating of pork.)
treacle on March 9, 2011 at 10:16 AM Report this
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Pork: Because Long Pig is illegal...
diminished on March 9, 2011 at 10:44 AM Report this
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Pork: It's like fatty chicken!
Pork: when you don't really care enough to make something good.
Pork: when you just can't afford anything else.
Pork: It's forever in your heart.
Neal on March 9, 2011 at 11:03 AM Report this
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Pork: All the Flavor of Cannibalism Without the Ethical Burden*!

*Average 6% less ethically problematic per serving based on USDA guidelines for intelligent animals
balderdash on March 9, 2011 at 1:16 PM Report this
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Pork: Because eating humans is inconvenient.
crazycatguy on March 9, 2011 at 2:56 PM Report this

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