Blogs Mar 9, 2011 at 11:36 am

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I also don't know what a "long-haired goof fucker" is, but I'm pretty sure its bad, and I don't care to defend it.

But I am interested in your assertion that the pro-labor protestors "don't look all that different" from the tea party protestors. The Stranger and other left-wing rags have gone to some effort to protray tea party protestors as dumb, obese, white, ugly old farts who don't "look like" their presumably smart, diverse, chic, young and hip readership. Are you deviating from the party line?
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Blogging Blue actually identifies the speaker as Scott Fitzgerald, Senate Majority Leader, not Scott Walker who's never had even that level a charisma.
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In his defense, empathize a great deal with the Wisconsin protesters, and I love to fuck goofs.
4
All the steak dinners in the world will never wash the taste of all that Koch out of his mouth.
5
I tried to fuck some goof one time and just made a mess. It was definitely not the best lay I've ever had.
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It's Scott Fitzgerald speaking, not (Wis. Gov.) Scott Walker.
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@3:

But do you like to fuck long-haired goofs, or just the normal hair length goofs?

And while we're on the subject of "celebratory steak dinners" has anyone bothered to ask Walker and the WI GOP legislators by how much they intend to reduce their own salaries? I mean, with this devastating budget crisis going on in their state SURELY they are tightening their own belts just as much as they're asking public employees to, right?

Right?
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I have an old poster for the Goof Fuckers show.

They opened for Camper von Beethoven.
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@1 Well, Wisconsin is 90% white and boasts a robust 25.5% obesity rate, so the odds of having a crowd full of fat white people is pretty good, no matter what's being protested. As for your other criteria, "ugly" is subjective, and when you see a person waving a sign that says "government hands off my Medicare", then yes, I think "dumb" is a reasonable adjective. I've yet to see photographic evidence of pro-union protestors displaying blatant ignorance in the same way that the Tea Party has.
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Yes... I got the two Republican assholes named "Scott" confused. Does that make me a goof fucker?

(It certainly makes me not sufficiently caffeinated.)
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Maybe he's been huffing coal dust - it's been known to happen in the winter.
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Long Haired Goof Fuckers is a great name for a Slog Happy Trivia team. speaking o' which, when IS the next slog happy? a lotta us are going through withdrawals, mizz seling.
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When the lights go out and the revolution turns violent (they nearly always do) I am sure one of those long haired goof fuckers will enjoy cutting his throat.

WORKERS UNITE!!! PAYBACK THE RICH IN KIND!!! LONG LIVE CLASS WARFARE!!!
14
Goddamn goof fuckers listening to their Enema Man and Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dog bumming around the Capitol stinking the place up ruining the marble walls.
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This reads like an unpublished excerpt from Fear And Loathing On The Campaign Trail '72.
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RESIGN NOW

how come the pussies at NPR felt one employee's personal articulate comments are a firing offense and yet public employees on the Right get away with this shit all the time. WTF
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What I really want to know is:

Was he referring to fuckers of long-haired goofs, or to long-haired fuckers of goofs?
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@12 Indeed, I thought we were finally getting a return of the officially Stranger sanctioned Slog Happy this month, no? Or does one of us have to fire up the facebook event creator again?
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@17,
It does suck indeed. The problem is, conservatives value bullies and secretly (and often not-so-secretly) desire them as leaders. When someone on their side comes out as a bully, or a racist, or a sexist, or a homophobe, their fear and respect for that person grows.

It is exactly the opposite for liberals.
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@10 Easy mistake, as Scott Fitzgerald's brother runs the Wisconsin House. I guess I'm the only one who finds that arrangement a little odd.
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I didn't see many long-haired goof fuckers (WATCH OUT GOOFS!) in that videotape Michael Moore put up ... just a whole lot of midwestern working men & women. (I guess the LHGF's were offscreen doing their thing.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgNuSEZ8C…


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