God Shields Washington from Tsunami's Worst

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You dumbass, you shouldn't have said that. Now we're gonna get schwacked next.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2AGlhuCQ…
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After reading the Savage oeuvre, I'm pretty sure that's what he would call a "jinx." You've done it now, Goldy.
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Hawaii is probably in the way or something, that's all.
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The Vans? You are out of your mind. They are way too soft, it is all about the Bings and the Rainiers
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Not from Alberg's. Small, meaty, full of flavor. As for Rainiers, feh... not enough acid.
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Lamberts.
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Oh, I forgot about the Lamberts, those are good.

Alberg's?
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Talk about a circular atheist in action, man - God/He/She/It/Spaghetti Monster spares Washington earthquakes because said He/She/It caused cherries to grow here....mm-hmm...

Toss in the rather, er, spectacularly famous cherry trees of Japan and you've made a right twisty!

P.S. thanks for being the first early Slog responder on the quakery, sir...
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Goldy is funny :-)
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Alberg Cherry Orchard in Eastern Washington.
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That's because God loves states that allow gays to have lifelong legal partnerships.

That's how She rolls.
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@1 for a Tsunami to hit either Vancouver BC or Seattle WA it would have to come at specific angles. Very low probability for Seattle.
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I credit Pastor Hutch and his Prayer Warriors.
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According to an update from RPIN, a small remnant of the tsunami did reach Seattle:

http://www.rpin.org/rpinweb/ViewPosting.…