Those aren't headlines, they're secret messages being sent out to their agents and sleeper cells.
Now that you've cracked the code you better watch your back.
My hope is that next month they'll write a review with a headline along the lines of "[Restaurant] makes [neighborhood]'s dining scene worse off by its existence"
Oh now I know why the Seattle Times called my phone last night, despite our number being on the No-Call list--they were looking for a headline writer who'd work for below union wage.
Now that you've cracked the code you better watch your back.
10 pages of results on Slog only search. YOU GUYS!