I hear that Chris G is front runner for the role.

Her sidekick is Radioactive Cow and they fly around in a Boeing Flying Fortress.

"Stan Lee hasn't done anything good in decades."

Strictly speaking, neither has Arnold.

Buff Norm MacDonald?

Does the fact that tomorrow is the first day of April factor into this at all?

@4 no, but it makes scheduling difficult, since the President is giving a speech then on his bringing all the troops home from both Iraq and Afghanistan within the month.