"Uterus! Uterus! Uterus!"

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Anyone who is offended by the term 'uterus' deserves absolutely no respect. If you can't have a discussion with another adult using scientific or anatomical terms, you deserve to be sharted on.
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There has got to be some kind of parliamentary procedural move that can be made to kill the whole thing on the grounds that they can't even discuss the issue now without running afoul of that rule.
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Something's afoot, that's for sure.
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Nah, "dick" refers to the whole body, not just a body part, in this case...
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Florida is a shit hole.
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Heeheehee, he said uterus.
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He should have said "Ohh, I'm sorry. How about instead of uterus, I say _________?" Then listed all the foul, inappropriate, hilarious terms in urban dictionary for a lady's special region.

Of course he could have just suggested that they make a law regulating balls to get a good chuckle out of everybody at the idea that they do something that effects a man's body.
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THE C.L.I.T. IS REAL, PEOPLE! The female orgasam, that's the myth.
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Add "women's reproductive organs" to the long list of things that scare the bejabbers out of Republicans.
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Dicks are wonderful things! Used for coming and peeing! Let's stop using our body parts as insults. Such ungrateful primates we are, tisk tisk.
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Don't let 'em strongarm you, Randolph. Keep both feet on the ground, or they'll try and get a leg over on you. Don't let 'em elbow you out of the way. The Republicans rule with an iron fist, but if you look at 'em eye to eye, you'll wipe that smile off their face. Keep your nose clean, and your lips sealed, and your chin up, and your ear to the ground. Put a finger to the wind; your heart and your gut will tell you what do to. The ball is in your court.
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When evil is afoot, and you don't have any arms, you've gotta use your head. And when evil is ahead, and you're behind, you've gotta do the legwork. But when you can't get a leg up, you've gotta be hip, you've gotta keep your chin up, and kick some ass!
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Is anyone truly suprised that Repubs stick their fingers in their ears and go EWWW whenever a woman's body is mentioned?
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Infundibulum. Epididymis. Vas deferens. They can't complain if they don't know enough anatomy to realize you're using naughty words, right? Besides, infundibulum is probably the coolest word ever.
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Then when they're done banning abortions they can move on to making it illegal for men to put their wee wee's into other men's behind's.

Seriously though, doesn't this make it impossible to have any discussion at all about healthcare?
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Anyone who objected to the use of the word Uterus should be impeached.
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@14: I settle for telling people their epidermis is showing. Next best thing to calling someone a Homo sapiens.
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brb, looking for pictures of uteruses (uterii? uterodes?) to send GOP asshol-- I mean sphincters...
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uterus at www.hersfoundation.org/anatomy oh dear, I said it again