well since piss-play is one of those disgusting sex acts that only gay people participate in (like buttsex), Santorum was basically having gay sex with this dog.
And since any kind of sex with dogs is equivalent to gay sex with another dude, Santorum is pretty much admitting to fucking a dude and then wearing the money shot door to door.
New Definition: "Rick"
Noun: "The distinctive stain, odor and stickiness that stale dog-on-man urine leaves on tan chinos"
Verb: "To impose Rick on another person's eyes, nose, or upholstery, without their consent"
And since any kind of sex with dogs is equivalent to gay sex with another dude, Santorum is pretty much admitting to fucking a dude and then wearing the money shot door to door.
What a sick fuck.
My guess is as soon as the dog jumped on Sen. Frothy Mix, he got excited/ashamed about his man-dog sex fixation and had an orgasm in his pants.
I bet it was a boy dog.
New Definition: "Rick"
Noun: "The distinctive stain, odor and stickiness that stale dog-on-man urine leaves on tan chinos"
Verb: "To impose Rick on another person's eyes, nose, or upholstery, without their consent"