What is truly, awesomely, decadent is placing the crapper in a corner of the 32nd floor condo with floor to ceiling windows. Can't have any stall shame there!

a heater and a dryer with music!

kind of like the armed predator drones that our fine President just authorized to be used over Libya just now.

(well, unit cost to produce without weapons that is)

what happens if you drop the remote in? Does it auto-dry itself?

$6,400... if it could clean itself and the tub and the floor around it, i'd buy one.

You would hate to hear the $$$$ of the custom made In-flight entertainment systems for private jets that I make for my job.
You would probably shit your pants

kohler comfort height cimmaron with an ipad. in a square black box. no retractable bidet though. that would suck if it breaks in place.

is someone out there a bidet user? how do you dry your ass? toilet paper?

@5 lets talk. are there toilets involved? gold? true, some people do shit money.

And I thought hotel remote controls were gross.

@7 you nailed it, gold plated everything

http://www.extravaganzi.com/wp-content/u…

But if the thing wrings your dick out, laves and air-dries your anus, and powders your balls, @8, you never even have to set down the martini and the canape!

rob! now I've had to make a bucket list and put on it "have anus machine-laved". Thank you.

Still cheaper than the million dollar toilets that former Mayor Nickels bought, which failed to impress anyone but homeless drug addicts.

I know, I know, they worked so well in Europe!!!

So I'm trying to decide which sentence would win:

"She's hot, but who cares --- her living room smells like shit,"

or

"Her living room smells like shit, but who cares --- she's hot"

...?

I love the visuals of the rich, stylish, hot couple in the ad. It creates an unavoidable image of those people using the toilet, providing our mind with a visual remindal that extravagant, elite, shallow, fashionable millionares also have to drop their drawers, squate, and take a shit. We should be reminded of this every day (and they should be reminded of it every hour). No matter how powerful they are or how much better they think that are, they will always have to squate and shit and clean their asses afterward.

*reminder. oops. plus a couple other typos.

Gus, I meant to use "lave" in some comment the other day involving aquatic imagery but it was coyly lurking in the mangrove swamps of my mind, only to emerge some hours later. So here it was today, perched on my keyboard all shiny and bright-eyed, just waiting for some context (or pretext).

If it doesn't talk to you like "Push" the talking trash can at Disneyland then it's not worth my money.

Not worth it. It's like buying a diamond-encrusted Motorola RAZR: it's still a Motorola RAZR. Buy a Toto Washlet for $500 and put it on your existing toilet if you want a Japanese-style bidet. http://www.totousa.com/Washlet/WashletC1…

We all shit. And unless you have a colostomy, you shit out your anus. Do you really want to have to use a remote when you've had bad Thai food the night before? Want to pause to turn on the heated seat and foot warmer with some Kenny G before releasing a violent brown flood? Honestly? Who thinks up this shit (sorry for the pun).