I'm letting all my Texas friends know to do their part.
I also suggest that Sloggers also pray for rain in Texas. Everyone might as well pitch in.
Actually, I'd really like to see some of you write prayer cards that we can all read from on those days. Let's here your best prayers to the great Texan rain bringer!
Might as well hire a voodoo doctor. Do people always need to resort to fourth century superstitions? Fercrissakes, it's a weather pattern. Rain will come when it comes. Morons! (no offense to morons)
I would gladly give them some of the rain we've had. I spend all my time with the shop-vac in the basement. NOT FUN! Since I'm an atheist, if I pray for more rain, will it stop?
Yeah, strange that God is only being wrathful when the natural disaster is hitting one of them "librul blue states". And yet when there's a drought in Texas or tornadoes in the "Bible Belt", somehow "God" and "wrath" never seem to be used to describe the phenomenon.
The other day, a very religious relative of mine posted a Facebook status praying for lower gas prices. It's amazing how Christers don't think God has anything better to do.
The scary thing is that rain is already forecast for a lot of Texas on Monday. If it actually rains Monday I guarantee you this fucker will take credit for it
Prayers to Satan are much more effective than prayers to God, who has proved again and again that he doesn't care, whereas we have ample evidence that Satan *does* care! - born in TX in WWII.
Prayers to Satan are much more effective than prayers to God, who has shown over and over again that He doesn't care, while Satan has much better credentials. - born in Ft Worth in WWII.
I also suggest that Sloggers also pray for rain in Texas. Everyone might as well pitch in.
Actually, I'd really like to see some of you write prayer cards that we can all read from on those days. Let's here your best prayers to the great Texan rain bringer!
I wish Texas was it's own other country. Then we could see how many weeks it would take to become a third world nation.
Why is God pissed off with Texas?
But they never seem to think about it that way, do they?
@8 - Yeah, I feel like this is a great time to call Perry out on his secessionist rhetoric.
Yeah, strange that God is only being wrathful when the natural disaster is hitting one of them "librul blue states". And yet when there's a drought in Texas or tornadoes in the "Bible Belt", somehow "God" and "wrath" never seem to be used to describe the phenomenon.
Austin, obviously.
But hell, if the results are this hilarious, we'll keep it.
SCIENCE!