Boring Report

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What about boning? Was there any of that?

Canuck on April 25, 2011 at 11:01 AM

You and Grant have Capitol Hill transportation on lock.

care bear on April 25, 2011 at 11:29 AM

Canuck, a) good morning, and well handled on that "barz for gayz only" fool you encountered on the big softball expose thread.

b) your needling Christopher to disclose sexy details reminds me of some ancient history: back when he was a writer rather than an editor Christopher had a registered troll, who posted comments to almost everything he wrote in 2008, under the name "Christopher Frizzelle's Enormous Penis". Sometimes for "penis" the commenter would substitute "whoozeewhatsit", which I found a zestier term. I swear I had nothing to do with it, but it sure was oddly fun.

In fact, look what happens when you run a Google search on "site:thestranger.com frizzelle enormous".
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=sit…

I know you enjoy Slog history, so thought you might get a kick out of that factoid.

gloomy gus on April 25, 2011 at 11:32 AM

gus, you are a gem, oh my god, I am still laughing...

"The story behind the enormous penis is...an enormous pair of balls!!!
Posted by Christopher Frizzelle's Enormous Penis | March 28, 2008 1:32 PM"

Sweet Jesus, too funny! And you're right, I am a slut for all things Sloggy...

Canuck on April 25, 2011 at 11:35 AM

PS Thanks for the nice words over on gay balz... :)

Canuck on April 25, 2011 at 11:37 AM

nice hole. They're building the boring machine up by the U District. It looks like they're making a sideways rocketship out of steel.

six shooter on April 25, 2011 at 11:59 AM

@3, Christopher once asked me, with a look on his face halfway between startled and annoyed, "that...wasn't YOU, was it?" I think it still haunts him. (It was not me, nor do I know who it was).

And now we find all these years later that "whooziwhatsit" actually just means "tunnel boring machine".

Fnarf on April 25, 2011 at 12:11 PM