Platinum-and-diamond Prince Albert?

@1: Shut down this thread; game, set and match to Fnarf.

Now, must go bleach my brain.

Simple: a strict one diamond per adulterous encounter rule is in effect...perhaps without his wife's knowledge.

Not sure if this link will work, but it cracks me up every time I see it...

http://usera.imagecave.com/phenn/agh.jpg

@1 That's good Fnarf!

I was thinking he was probably buying engagement rings by the gross.

Has there ever been a more aptly-named Presidential candidate?

It's awesome to see Newt rolling around in his own lizard-like slime.

No amount of diamonds and gold could ever make him anything but the low life cad that he is. And how does that mount of debt compare to his income? I'd like to know when he starts his blather about the nation's debt.

Tiffany's is the Victoria Secret of jewelry. In short: over-marketed garbage.

I love it! Of course, he's been pulling in a $40K fee per speech for some years now. That's twice the upper end of what Dan's speaking agent quotes for him.

Sadly for Newt those bookings may finally start declining precipitously. Happily, though, for Dan there's every chance his own bookings and fees will keep going up.

You don't think someone as "dashing and debonair" as Newt got those three wives for free, do you?

If he keeps this up, Newt's campaign will flame out almost as fast as Trump's.

@4: Ante up.