Blogs Jul 14, 2011 at 4:22 pm

"Would a GAY GUY Want You to Stick a Ruler in His Anus?"

Lindy West
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1
That picture sent my gaydar of the chart. Must have been taken on gayday.
Bhamjason on July 14, 2011 at 4:30 PM Report this
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Perhaps they need to apply the calipers to the boyfriend's anus instead, if you catch my drift.
Fnarf on July 14, 2011 at 4:38 PM Report this
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I'm pretty sure Obama doesn't swing that way.
Will in Seattle on July 14, 2011 at 4:45 PM Report this
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That's awesome. My anus dilated from laughter just now.
gloomy gus on July 14, 2011 at 4:45 PM Report this
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You MUST check out the comments on the linked site!
Sir Vic on July 14, 2011 at 4:49 PM Report this
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@ 3, what? Obama? Did I miss something?
sall on July 14, 2011 at 4:52 PM Report this
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@6, you can't miss something that was never there, namely Will in Seattle's sense of humor. Or sense of appropriateness. Or sense of anything, really.
Fnarf on July 14, 2011 at 5:31 PM Report this
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@6 Shh. Don't encourage him.
prompt on July 14, 2011 at 5:31 PM Report this
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@6 - Will in Seattle is an automated script that posts comments to Slog. It appears to be malfunctioning.
MacCrocodile on July 14, 2011 at 5:52 PM Report this
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"her"?
Max Solomon on July 14, 2011 at 6:04 PM Report this
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But more importantly- look at that hot piece he bagged! WAY TO GO FATHER! (or should I say... "Daddy"?)
UNPAID COMMENTER on July 14, 2011 at 6:14 PM Report this
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@9 - I've mentioned this before I think, but WiS's posts reminds me of conversations with the old MegaHAL (RIP... kinda).

Seriously, read through the archives and tell me those aren't WiS posts.
http://megahal.alioth.debian.org/Best.ht…
Dougsf on July 14, 2011 at 6:22 PM Report this
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@12, briliant! Dark is the suede that mows like a harvest!
Fnarf on July 14, 2011 at 6:38 PM Report this
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'Her"? as well. Is the confused pronoun a clue to the persuasion of the writer or of the priest in reference to his "friend". Anal measurement - would that be circumference, depth or plane surface? I feel confident there are many members of the Curia who would be only too adept at taking anal measurements - not to mention mouth measurements and gripness of hand.
Rhett Oracle on July 14, 2011 at 6:56 PM Report this
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based upon the picture, gay. Based upon his challenge, not gay, or gay and not doing it right. He apparently doesn't understand that his anus would only be 'dilated' if something was either coming out or going in.
catballou on July 14, 2011 at 7:36 PM Report this
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Nice try, father power top.
armagerwien on July 14, 2011 at 9:03 PM Report this
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I believe it was Giordano Bruno who was first sentenced because he wrote in his scientific journal "Behold, my anus does have measure...with this simple instrument...the ruler...anyone can but see the dilation."

For that he was burned at the stake!
Supreme Ruler Of The Universe on July 14, 2011 at 10:45 PM Report this
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@5 agreed! Why are UK commentators so much more rational? And hilarious?
More, I Say! on July 15, 2011 at 9:58 AM Report this
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And the winner: ' "Kiss My Ass" is so old hat now. I'm taking up "measure my anus!" instead.'
More, I Say! on July 15, 2011 at 10:10 AM Report this
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Haha- measuring the dilation of your A--s only applies if you are the BOTTOM! Nice try squirming out of that one Spanish Priest! Maybe we should measure the dilation of his friends A--s?
You Look Like I Need A Drink! on July 15, 2011 at 10:39 AM Report this
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Only a future ruler, namely William Wales!
jimmy on July 15, 2011 at 11:20 AM Report this
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"Let them measure my anus and see if it is dilated"

he says, his lips flapping in the breeze.
woof on July 15, 2011 at 1:24 PM Report this
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Guys, you're missing the point. You're only gay if you're the bottom.
dwightmoodyforgetsthings on July 15, 2011 at 4:08 PM Report this

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