Psssssst! Hey, You! You There, Reading Slog at Work on Monday Morning! Wanna See an Anti-Gay Republican Senator's Butthole? Sure Ya Do...

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I loved this headline. "Puerto Rico senator resigns after Weiner-esque photo scandal."
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GOP. The G stands for goatse.
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Can we dub posting pictures of your butthole on dating sites a "Puerto Rican Diet Plan"?

also: Ai Papi!
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I hope the next blow job he gets bites his dick off.
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@4 - Love it!
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@4 wins!
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Weight loss, huh?

Weiner was a class act compared to this :-P (I also noticed Weiner didn't try to claim weight loss in his case, heh).

OK, so how quickly is this asshole going to be railroaded out? I really hope it's not *crickets*...
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Chu-Ching!
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not touching the pictures but appreciate the coverage. what a jerk.
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@4, This needs to go to Urban Dictionary post-haste.
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@11 - Nimirum!

also: Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, senator Arango
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@4

Normally when somebody comes up with a really good joke, it's called a rimshot!

In this case....well, er....
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Can't we just call it a diet plan, minus the Puerto Rican? That's awfully long-winded, and kind of bigoted-sounding.
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I missed you Slog while I was gone. I did think of you all when sitting with the Roma people who beg in St. Peter's Square in my IGB shirt. And in the ruins of Pompeii where the brothel was one of the best preserved buildings and I learned that nearly every building has a penis carved on it has a sign of protection and request for fertility. Specifically I wondered what C.M. would have to say about them?
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Dan, you really should have been listening to Weekday on KUOW this morning. They plugged you and Terry's "It'll Be Alright" project...multiple times...eek!

It was Marcy something-or-another. Though the guest, Armistead Maupin, was wonderful and spoke well of you. Still can't get over the "It'll Be Alright" project, maybe you should change the name.
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@14 - Thank you. I was really hoping somebody would pick apart the joke!

Anyway, all the best sex acts have place names in them. It's how you can tell it from just a regular steamer or an ordinary diet plan.
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Done. We'll see if they post it. Thanks Ryanayr!
Others should post similar @ urbandictionary.com.
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Use caution the next time a dieter wants to show you their before and after photos.
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Let's make it Arango Diet Plan as I wouldn't want to disparage all Puerto Ricans.
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Good lord. Can you imagine the press conference? "It was for my diet plan guys!" *everyone rolls around laughing at him*
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@kim in portland, welcome back! I've been to Pompeii once and had similar reactions to those Roman-style decorations that are usually not discussed in highschool Roman history courses.

@12 -- Ah! Quoties iam te monui!...
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It's not enough to just BE an asshole, he has to show it to everyone.
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("Why, Senator Arango! Your asshole is looking so slim these days! You simply must share your workout routine with me!")

LMAO. This made my Monday morning. :)
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Instead of "Puerto Rican Diet Plan," how about simply an "Arango"? It can be a verb too, like "goatse." Instead of Rickrolling or goatse-ing your friends, you can Arango them.
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^^^ I was responding to @14; didn't see @20, sorry.
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And @15 - welcome back!
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I think "Arango" is definitely better. As in:

'Yeah, I was texting this guy and I thought he was hot, so I Arangoed him (send him a pic of my asshole) and we hooked up a bit later."

Or

"The guy had a nice face and good enough pecs, but then he Arangoed me, and man, I'm not sticking my dick in that bunch of grapes!"

"Arangoed" is better, shorter, and less likely to flirt with bigotry than "Puerto Rican Diet Plan".
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Thank you, ankylosaur. I thought of you specifically in Rome at the Basilica di San Clemente, partly because of the buildings beneath ( 4th century CE church, pagan temple dedicated to Mithras, and 1st century public building) but mostly because amongst the 9th to 11th century frescos there are tributes and frescos to Saints Cyril and Methodius as there is a story that the two brothers began developing the Glagolitic and Cyrillic alphabets upon their return to Rome with the body of Saint Clemente from the Black Sea still with anchor around his neck. We were told Saint Cyril's remains were interred there as well. It would have been interesting to hear your thoughts as well.
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Thank you @ 15.
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Last I heard he was holed up in his mancave.
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@30 maybe you mean @27? I'll add my good wishes to the chorus welcoming you back to Slog :-)
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Yes, I mean @27. One should never Slog when one's body isn't sure what time zone it is in. Thank you too, EricaP.
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QUOTE: Have we reached tipping point yet? Shouldn't homophobic politicians and anti-gay bullies be presumed to be gay until they get caught up in a straight sex scandal?

Answer to Question 1: Yes.
Answer to Question 2: Yes.
I even provided a handy chart - http://tinyurl.com/3ebxgwn

Larry Nocella
p.s. Dan - love your work. Keep it up! Hope u and the fam are well.
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"You got your santorum on my arango."
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A member of the Grand Ole Prostate.