Congratulations to you both! I have always enjoyed Fnarf's contributions to Slog as well as the times I've been able to talk with both of you at various Slog Happy gatherings over the years. Here's to fifteen more!
@11, I can't decide! We both have enough watches, and the lifespan of any crystal in our household is measured in hours (crash), unless it's a paperweight or something, in which case BROKEN TOES. So I guess I'm going to have to give her the same thing I give her every night: a fat man in his underpants belching on the sofa and rambling incoherently about some stupid thing or another -- prettty much the same thing you guys get, only with smells.
@19, I believe that is actually Chris Gaines, the alter-ego of country superstar Garth Brooks, in the foe-toe of which you speak. I'm pretty sure. I don't usually let strange men put their hands on my wife, but when it's a stud like that, you just have to back off and let nature take its course.
Happy anniversary to the Fnarfs! May your evening be filled with good booze, good conversation, and no fucking jackass Slog commenters to fuck up a good time.
Well, leave Mrs Fnarf at home and go to Tahiti on your own. You need to burn that crap outta your lungs. After fifteen long years she'll understand, of course!
Turn up the thermostat while you are in the basement and go to you-tube. You can and link up to some Tahitian dancing videos while enjoying a cold beverage or three.
Irena, I'm the only weird one. Mrs. Fnarf is very patient and very pleasant, very charming. I am mostly very loud and a little schizo.
@58, more like a highly beloved, deeply devout religious figure to whom you owe total allegiance. The summation of everything that a blog commenter can dream of achieving, all melded together in a hunk of oneness. The Dalai Lama of Slog, if you will, only more holy and more...perfect. Here, kiss this ring. KISS IT.
@65, oh, OK, Matt in Denver, if you insist. GUY-EEEE. I'm so SHERR.
Thank you everybody for the good thoughts and best wishes. I even got a bunch of you to come out of semi-Slog-retirement and say "congratulations", which is very sweet and humbling. Y'all are lovely people and I'm proud to hang with you.
I hope your day is special in MANY different ways today!!
:-D
Is this year a round-numberth anniversary?
Are you exchanging crystal or watches?
Happy anniversary, and many more to come. Slog is a better place for having Fnarf along for the ride.
LMAO!
Is you chillaxin', there Grand-Bieber?
Oh, man. I am dying right now.
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Long-lost relative, perhaps?
Best wishes to you both.
(Yeah, how ironic that marriage longevity seems to reign on Slog...21 years here...)
When are you going to cough-up, Fnarf?
And I *love* those pics. Like when your oddball science teacher marries your English teacher. Cute, but so weird.
@58, more like a highly beloved, deeply devout religious figure to whom you owe total allegiance. The summation of everything that a blog commenter can dream of achieving, all melded together in a hunk of oneness. The Dalai Lama of Slog, if you will, only more holy and more...perfect. Here, kiss this ring. KISS IT.
Thank you everybody for the good thoughts and best wishes. I even got a bunch of you to come out of semi-Slog-retirement and say "congratulations", which is very sweet and humbling. Y'all are lovely people and I'm proud to hang with you.
But I'LL kill you for fucking up my name. There's no excuse for that...