Rick Perry: "And then I Suspended Marsha Off a Bridge and Took this Virgin Heifer Night Ridin' for a While"

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1
But but but...he looks so prezzidential!
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Less coherent? Sounds about right to me.

That was frickin' brilliant. These guys could end up the Gregory Brothers of the 2012 elections if they can keep it up.
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Virgin heifer?? That's semi-quasi redundant innit?
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That's some funny stuff. Thanks.
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I've been following Bad Lip Reading since Rebecca Black's Gang Fight.
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That's some good stuff there.
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boogety boogety boogety amen.
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By Jesus' tits, that was stupid.

I'm tellin' ya, comedy is dead without any effort.

Seriously.
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Can I borrow your Kwanzaa CDs?