Rick Santorum Smells a Conspiracy

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Really, who gives a shit? This idiot couldn't even win his home state.
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You really think his liver is jaundiced?
Not only his perspective on life?
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Is this that "persecution complex" they keep trying to pin on minorities?
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Creepy, huh? It's like there's a group of tens of millions of Americans who are all conspiring to vote for somebody else.
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I say to my petulant child Rick Santorum: Stop worshipping the miscarried fetus of your wife. It's time to bury it into the ground and move on.
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I like to imagine that if one day I got to meet Rick Santorum I would just Wild Bill Hickok him and straight-up call him vile names to his face until he cries because you know he would be unable to respond verbally or physically on account of being an anatomical freak what actually, bizarrely, has no backbone whatsoever.
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"There's somebody in Florida who wants to help the favorites."

Well, Rick, that WOULD be a shock, now, wouldn't it? Wanting an actual electable candidate?