I like to imagine that if one day I got to meet Rick Santorum I would just Wild Bill Hickok him and straight-up call him vile names to his face until he cries because you know he would be unable to respond verbally or physically on account of being an anatomical freak what actually, bizarrely, has no backbone whatsoever.
Not only his perspective on life?
Well, Rick, that WOULD be a shock, now, wouldn't it? Wanting an actual electable candidate?