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i could be president, i have fun playing sim city!~
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If I were president, everyone would get cool ships and weapons like in Unreal Tourament III.

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It's one of my two all-time favorite computer games. Sadly, OS X Lion is not compatible with SimCity 4. So now I have to set up a dual-boot thing with one of the older versions of OS X so that I can still get my SC4 fix. (same deal with American McGee's Alice, my other favorite) And btw, I always jack up that tax rate on the industrial and business zones! :)
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I could be president for about an hour, and then I'd start cranking up taxes and destroying the country with monsters and tornadoes. Even that amusement, however, will only last about ten minutes, and then I'll resign the presidency and then I'll be back here commenting before the story even hits the press.
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@3 I think you can play both SC and Civ on the Games tab for Google+ actually.

Let's just hope he doesn't hack the city file ... he probably doesn't understand they store thing in adjacent cell layers and all his buildings would come crashing down or start displaying Nazi flags.
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If only this was Simcity. I'd love to get in every republican's face with YOU CAN'T CUT BACK ON FUNDING! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!
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I thought he was just offering the country a $9.99 Pizza Deal.
Who cares if the poor have to pay more in taxes and the rich get a big fat tax break, when the rest of us get a three topping pizza for 9.99!
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Anyone up for some Civ IV?
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Oh christ this is hilarious.
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I always felt bad putting neighborhoods next to factories without parks, but how else you gonna get that megalopolis?
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If Cain is pro-acrologies, he's got my vote.

Launch Arcologies FTW motherfuckers!
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*pro-arcologies
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@6 +1
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So Herman Cain is the only candidate who is serious about keeping us safe from those giant lizards?
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They had that tax system in simcity 2000 if I remember right. And we can all live in acropoli!
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YOU CAN'T CUT BACK ON FUNDING! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!

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